Today, I was sitting in Science class and to my surprise I felt my pants suddenly becoming warm and wet. I looked behind me to see that 4 boys from my class had inserted a small funnel into my exposed buttcrack and where pouring the melted butter from the experiment into that area. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was in music class and I was reaching for the pen I'd dropped, I tilted myself, gripping my left hand on the table, and the person beside me pulled my arm for some reason, and my face fell into their lap. Right on the crotch. It reeked of sweat. FML
Today, as I was walking to wash my hands after using the restroom, the guy walking away from the sink flicked water from his hands towards the floor. Water splashed all over my beige shorts. I had to walk back into class looking like I'd peed my pants. FML
Today, in science class, I was bored and playing with a paper towel, dipping it into a container of water. When my teacher caught me and asked what I was doing, I panicked and said I was "drying the water." FML
Today, one of my preschool students hit me in the nuts in front of my whole class. If that wasn't bad enough, the blow to my crotch instantly triggered a very audible fart. FML
Today, I was forced to spend three hours looking at a fat guy's butt crack, seated directly in front of me during an exam. I'm pretty sure it lowered my grade. FML
Today, I accidentally spilled water on my pants, and my crotch got soaked. To make things worse, I was in class at the time, and I had to walk home afterward. On top of that, I had to pass through a mall, and there were so many people staring at me the whole way. FML
Today, it was the first day of school, and I split my pants. In a full class. While on a stage. I'm the teacher, and I wasn't wearing underwear. FML
Today, I was teaching a high school calculus class. I wrote a complex formula on the board. As I wrote, students asked if they could take a picture of the board and circulate it. I said yes, and I was pleased as everybody seemed to be taking pictures. Soon, I realized why: my skirt was tucked into my underwear. Within a few minutes, every student in the school had an email with a picture of my ugliest pair of floral-printed panties. FML
Today, I was sitting at my desk in school, and I was really bored. I started playing with the strings on my pants, only to realize 5 minutes later it looked like I was fondling my dick. FML
Today, while studying in the library, I felt a sudden urge to pass gas. There were not too many people around, so I let it go while in my seat and it went unnoticed. What caught the attention of everybody was the puddle slowly forming under my seat. Turns out, I farted so hard I pissed myself. FML
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hk_fml 9
how do you not notice someone inserting a funnel into your asscrack? >_< FYL.
skatingweasel 0
At least it was butter. It could have been some worse things. lol
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Comments (214)
zoopy_fml 0
This FML really made me laugh
basketballbabee 0
hey hey hey. its illegal to be in possesion on crackk. pull up them DAMN PANTS.
TEAZO 0
who cares if it was her fault there fault its fake or not the point is this site is really for every ones amusement and get there moments out which make other people laugh. every one has a word to say so let them say it haha. XD
iammeanttolive 0
No one wants to see that. Tough shit.
silversar59 0
i've learned that it's better to constantly be readjusting your clothes to make sure that nothing's exposed than to not worry about it and to expose too much.
fcuk_fml 0
.... and you didn't notice any of this? maybe if didn't wear your jeans so low or tight, they wouldn't have stuck something down your BUTT CRACK. i hope you went home and got changed.
khaldun 0
Not gonna lie, ladies, I don't care if you "notice" or not. You shouldn't be wearing pants that can expose your crack, period. It's not cute. And for all of you yelling, "sexual harassment!" Do you realize that exposing your ass to someone is sexual harassment as well? These guys probably didn't realize that and were just being douchebags, yeah, but that was their reaction to something they didn't want to nor should they have had to see.
basketball03 0
#1 vhahahahahahahah so tru
Sulk 0
How horrid. We used genuine sweets in most of the food experiments during my time at secondary school - which we could eat after the experiment. WTF can you do with butter? You'd need to carry bread around with you if you're to use it afterwards. Poor you.
chinchilla_fml 0
I doubt that this really happened. back when I wore low cut pants and didn't know my crack was showing when I sit, my mom would always stick a pen in between my crack to let me know, and I would feel it every single time. Unless your butt was asleep, I don't see how the boys could've done it without you knowing. You deserve it since you have numb cheeks/letting your crack hang out :)