Today, I was sitting in Science class and to my surprise I felt my pants suddenly becoming warm and wet. I looked behind me to see that 4 boys from my class had inserted a small funnel into my exposed buttcrack and where pouring the melted butter from the experiment into that area. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was in music class and I was reaching for the pen I'd dropped, I tilted myself, gripping my left hand on the table, and the person beside me pulled my arm for some reason, and my face fell into their lap. Right on the crotch. It reeked of sweat. FML
Today, as I was walking to wash my hands after using the restroom, the guy walking away from the sink flicked water from his hands towards the floor. Water splashed all over my beige shorts. I had to walk back into class looking like I'd peed my pants. FML
Today, in science class, I was bored and playing with a paper towel, dipping it into a container of water. When my teacher caught me and asked what I was doing, I panicked and said I was "drying the water." FML
Today, one of my preschool students hit me in the nuts in front of my whole class. If that wasn't bad enough, the blow to my crotch instantly triggered a very audible fart. FML
Today, I was forced to spend three hours looking at a fat guy's butt crack, seated directly in front of me during an exam. I'm pretty sure it lowered my grade. FML
Today, I accidentally spilled water on my pants, and my crotch got soaked. To make things worse, I was in class at the time, and I had to walk home afterward. On top of that, I had to pass through a mall, and there were so many people staring at me the whole way. FML
Today, it was the first day of school, and I split my pants. In a full class. While on a stage. I'm the teacher, and I wasn't wearing underwear. FML
Today, I was teaching a high school calculus class. I wrote a complex formula on the board. As I wrote, students asked if they could take a picture of the board and circulate it. I said yes, and I was pleased as everybody seemed to be taking pictures. Soon, I realized why: my skirt was tucked into my underwear. Within a few minutes, every student in the school had an email with a picture of my ugliest pair of floral-printed panties. FML
Today, I was sitting at my desk in school, and I was really bored. I started playing with the strings on my pants, only to realize 5 minutes later it looked like I was fondling my dick. FML
Today, while studying in the library, I felt a sudden urge to pass gas. There were not too many people around, so I let it go while in my seat and it went unnoticed. What caught the attention of everybody was the puddle slowly forming under my seat. Turns out, I farted so hard I pissed myself. FML
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hk_fml 9
how do you not notice someone inserting a funnel into your asscrack? >_< FYL.
skatingweasel 0
At least it was butter. It could have been some worse things. lol
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Comments (214)
enfpftw 0
pull up your pants? and how do you not feel something inserted into your pants....? hahahhahahahah. this is funny though. what was your experiment? hsahahahhahahhahaha.
candiigirl456 0
Exactly! 1. why were they lookin down there. 2. and it is your fault for wearing pants that don't cover. 3. and ya women's fashion is sooo weird. does any1 rememeber when wearin mini skirts wit legging w/ flats nd a top. well no offense i didn't like it much. =[ sorry! 4. i think SOME women think that the more you expose the more a guy will like you. NO OFFENSE! i just think that we should dress the way in which were comfortable. We shouldn't dress in a way which guys will like. but then again that is my opinion! Sorry if i offended anyone! =]
af1294 0
Thus the reason for school shootings
christiner51 0
This doesn't make any sense to me at all..
Hollybro 0
LMFAO :')
nina14_fml 0
omg i am crying.
SilentSonata 0
Wow some of you people are such assholes (pardon my french) I'm a sadist myself, but come on some of this stuff just isnt funny. So what did you? Break a nose or four?
teh_ass 0
YDI for wearing pants that don't cover your butt crack. Get some pants that fit next time, and throw away that pair. It's ruined and doesn't fit you anyways.
mimblewimble_fml 0
hahaha butt-er AND HOW APPROPRIATE WAS THAT?! Puns are awesome, don't deny it.
juzt 0
I can't believe these things really happen in America...