Today, I was showing my three year-old that going down the deck steps are perfectly safe. At the top, I tripped on my shoe and fell head first down every step. I now have five stitches and a three year old who won't go anywhere near the deck. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I accidentally kicked a child down a set of steps. I work in a kids play area. FML
Today, my 4-year-old daughter slipped on ceramic tile and I had to take her to the ER for 5 stitches to her chin. When we got home, I promptly split her chin open again as I over enthusiastically re-enacted how she fell to my husband and accidentally clocked her square in the chin. FML
Today, I walked outside, slipped, busted my head, and had to get 7 stitches. Turns out my son thought it would be funny to spray the sidewalk with water last night so it would freeze. He got a laugh, and I spent over $100 on the stitches. FML
Today, I fell down the stairs twice. I fell from the top, stopped in the middle, stood up, stepped down one more step, tripped, and fell down the rest of the stairs. FML
Today, I stepped out of the kitchen to yell at my kids for running in the house. I had just mopped the floor, and did not want them to fall. I fell while yelling and twisted my ankle. At least they know it's dangerous now. FML
Today, I fell down the stairs while reading the 'mind your step' sign. FML
Today, my two year old decided to run out the front door alone. I ran after him, tripped over the bottom of my jeans, fell onto the sidewalk and scraped up both my hands and knees. My neighbors just watched. FML
Today, I went upstairs to scold my boys for running in the house because someone could get hurt. As I turned around to come back downstairs I tripped and fell all the way down to the landing at the bottom. I could hear them laughing in their rooms. FML
Today, my 3-year-old came to me very excited because he had gone to the bathroom by himself for the first time. What he did not tell me was that he had shit on the floor, and when I went into the bathroom to check, I slipped on a turd and knocked myself out on the sink. FML
Today, I fell down the stairs and landed heavily on my foot. Because I wasn't crying, my mom refused to take me to the hospital. It took me an hour of agony to convince her. It turned out to be broken in three different places. FML
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LemonMan 0
Fatality.
glee5 0
way to go
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Comments (76)
musicFrEaK1077 0
oohhh nooo thats just ignorannnnnt
Trollz4daLULZ 2
#40, are you sure she's not on cable modem? And why would someone have more than 1 DSL?
Trollz4daLULZ 2
Most commenters around here sure aren't. Dohohohohohohohohoho!!!!
Andygk15 3
fail to the max
I_have_no_clue 0
Trust fall!
xoxcarebearsxox 0
ahaha lmfao clutz
nexttimeblue 0
Dude your kid is the Omen and he pushed you! Run for your life! (but run the other way not towards the deck with the stairs)
EffYoLife 14
well youre a moron for telling a 3 year old its safe to go down deck steps! U trying to kill him?! *smh* He shouldnt be allowed to go down stairs by himself until he's 4 or 5
EffYoLife 14
people dont have escalators and elevators on their decks. *smh*
babygurly898 0
dumazz!!.....jajajja...=]