Today, I was shaving my balls with a blade razor because my electric trimmer had died and I had a big date with the girl of my dreams. I moved too quickly and accidentally knicked a vein in my scrotum. I had to hold gauze over my balls until the paramedics arrived. FML
ITguy1982 tells us more.
Just got back from the hospital. Needed 8 stitches to close everything back up again. I had to postpone the date. Hopefully she'll be willing to wait a few weeks for me to heal up. I now have to put my sack in a plastic zip lock bag when I take a shower in order to prevent the area from getting wet.
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Miru_fml 0
OMG.... that sucks! FYL for getting cut, but also YDI because... why would you shave your balls, and on a first date??
genius_man16 1
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA You should know to be careful when you shave down there. THEY ARE YOUR ******* BALLS MAN!! YDI for being a fool.
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Comments (355)
hk_fml 9
Ahhh. That's so terrible... and wtf, why are so many people against men shaving their balls? Who the hell cares, it's a personal choice.
fuckzombies 0
This reminds me of a picture http://media.photobucket.com/image/fat%20kids%20i%20fuck%20on%20the%20first%20date/luddite209/fat-kid.jpg
snoopy24_fml 0
i'm not a guy so obviously i don't know how this would feel, but this sounds horrible...i almost threw up thinking about it.
the_pulgo 0
WHY?!!!!???!! You have to be pretty careless if you almost chop the balls off xD
soccerkrzy 0
21, you must either be a boy who's never had sex, or a girl who's never had sex. So shut the **** up because you're stupid. 26, I didn't realize you share the same sack of balls with the dude... 29, see my comment for 21 Girls like balls shaved, that's a fact. NEVER, I repeat NEVER use the razor in a slicing motion while shaving your balls...lol. I've been shaving my balls for years and have never come close to a cut...
DuotonedRainbow 0
that makes my vag hurt thinking about it. & why is everyone so opposed to a guy shaving his balls? if girls gotta keep themselves clean, then shit. so should guys. so A+ for effort. but your life suuuuuuckss.
Phoenixman13 0
May I suggest waxing?
benshady 0
OUCH! Thats gotta hurt. Don't put any sharp objects down there.
Eggtart 18
YDI. Why bother shaving your balls? Unless you have some sort of medical condition where you have to. But it seems not.
genki008 0
FYL, YDI, TMI, and LOL