Today, I was shaving my balls with a blade razor because my electric trimmer had died and I had a big date with the girl of my dreams. I moved too quickly and accidentally knicked a vein in my scrotum. I had to hold gauze over my balls until the paramedics arrived. FML
ITguy1982 tells us more.
Just got back from the hospital. Needed 8 stitches to close everything back up again. I had to postpone the date. Hopefully she'll be willing to wait a few weeks for me to heal up. I now have to put my sack in a plastic zip lock bag when I take a shower in order to prevent the area from getting wet.
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Miru_fml 0
OMG.... that sucks! FYL for getting cut, but also YDI because... why would you shave your balls, and on a first date??
genius_man16 1
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA You should know to be careful when you shave down there. THEY ARE YOUR ******* BALLS MAN!! YDI for being a fool.
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Comments (355)
Blahp 0
Wooooaaahhh, you should be REALLY careful when shaving down there. XD
MsSippi 0
Everyone saying he deserved it for shaving his balls for a first date :He didn't say it was a first date. He said it was a big date. So FHL.
Krabby_fml 0
You just messed up pretty badly, I always use a razor to shave my balls, never had a problem.. Works a lot better than a trimmer, too.
rukusrazor 0
"How did you get the beans above the frank?" Made me think of that. Points for manscaping though. Chicks dig it.
normandin131 0
YDI for not knowing how to shave yah balls.
T_X_P 2
LOL @ all the guys defending ball shaving.
emer_helena 0
...wow you probably brightened someones day in er
lol_seriously 0
I read this FML about 5 minutes ago and i'm still cringing...
redbluegreen 41
#57 - I don't see many guys saying they have a "big date" with "the girl of their dreams" unless he hasn't been dating her very long. It could very possibly be a first date. That's just how I saw it.
rixbury 0
lol at #61 for loling at the folks defending nut grooming. To the rest, a razor is MUCH easier than a trimmer