Today, I was shaving my balls with a blade razor because my electric trimmer had died and I had a big date with the girl of my dreams. I moved too quickly and accidentally knicked a vein in my scrotum. I had to hold gauze over my balls until the paramedics arrived. FML
ITguy1982 tells us more.
Just got back from the hospital. Needed 8 stitches to close everything back up again. I had to postpone the date. Hopefully she'll be willing to wait a few weeks for me to heal up. I now have to put my sack in a plastic zip lock bag when I take a shower in order to prevent the area from getting wet.
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Miru_fml 0
OMG.... that sucks! FYL for getting cut, but also YDI because... why would you shave your balls, and on a first date??
genius_man16 1
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA You should know to be careful when you shave down there. THEY ARE YOUR ******* BALLS MAN!! YDI for being a fool.
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Comments (355)
This_Guy 0
You should never hold anything sharp near your balls. I only hope this taught you a lesson before you do anything as stupid as this ever again. Also FYL. (still cringing in pain from reading this)
Bashar_fml 0
****.......YDI for not being extra careful
patray_angel 0
I bet that does hurt like hell and I would like to say FYL........BUT you were doing this for a 1st date, so YDI.
MikeTenninch 0
Lather first... or did u, and u just suck at shaving ur balls
azfault 0
Why are you shaving our balls. You're an idiot. You deserve that one.
rzbt21 0
yeah man, stop shaving OUR balls without my permission
Littlebrraatt 14
Our balls?
tiernang 21
He is sperm. Duh.
britches 0
Are you stupid? Survey says....yes YDI.
regalarius 0
Why are people so surprised by a guy who shaves his balls? Personally, I don't *like* having hair down there.
bigbuttsowhat 0
shaving balls is a big fail
redbluegreen 41
Um, you shaved your balls for a first date? I know of disastrous shaving accidents, but wow. At least you didn't pass out.
jaybyrd 0
yikes. it's the thought that counts though lmfao