Today, I was shaving my balls with a blade razor because my electric trimmer had died and I had a big date with the girl of my dreams. I moved too quickly and accidentally knicked a vein in my scrotum. I had to hold gauze over my balls until the paramedics arrived. FML
ITguy1982 tells us more.
Just got back from the hospital. Needed 8 stitches to close everything back up again. I had to postpone the date. Hopefully she'll be willing to wait a few weeks for me to heal up. I now have to put my sack in a plastic zip lock bag when I take a shower in order to prevent the area from getting wet.
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Miru_fml 0
OMG.... that sucks! FYL for getting cut, but also YDI because... why would you shave your balls, and on a first date??
genius_man16 1
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA You should know to be careful when you shave down there. THEY ARE YOUR ******* BALLS MAN!! YDI for being a fool.
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pat2rome 0
"I was shaving my balls with a blade razor" = instant YDI. I look forward to reading about you on the Darwin Awards.
maverick21703 0
Ahhh... thats love right there. Willing to cut his balls for the "girl of his dreams" *sigh*
dol567 0
You SOO got that from ""There's Something About Mary." I call fake. Best movie ever, though. Good pick.
deaditegirl 0
YDI. Less hair down there is always appreciated, but a blade razor? Ow. You totally deserve that.
dips200 0
Sounds like you were pressing down a little too hard with that razor chief. This is pretty hilarious though. I bet the paramedics were laughing at you too.
catatonicsleep 17
If he wants to shave that's his choice, lots of people, men and women, prefer to shave down there. I would advise Veet or Nair cream next time though.... Unless you have an allergic reaction to it....
great_lawl 0
People, it did not say first date, but BIG date assuming they've been out more than once sooo FYL i can't even imagine
HurriKaty 4
God, who cares whether you shave your balls or not? Were you planning to teabag her repeatedly or something? YDI. #36, I love that sweeping generalization thing you've got going.
nina_fml 0
Oh no! It doesn't say anywhere that this was the first date. Props to you for caring. I personally hate hairy balls. I'd love a dude that was still willing to shave them, especially when his razor had died.
jSOPURE 3
Manscaping FTW. Ball cutting FTL. Goddamn. OUCH. :(