Today, I was shaving and I sneezed unexpectedly. I ended up cutting myself so badly that I had to go to the emergency room. It wouldn't have been quite so humiliating if I hadn't been forced to show the extremely attractive doctor my sliced open and half shaved crotch. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I nearly sliced my nipple off while shaving my chest and had to go to the ER. Turns out it was a teaching hospital so I got to explain in front of two doctors and eight med students how, even though I'm a woman, my nipples are so hairy I have to shave them. FML
Today, I was in a rush to get ready for work so I quickly shaved my legs. In my haste, I accidentally nicked myself in a very sensitive area and had to spend the day simmering in discomfort and checking my crotch every so often to make I wasn't bleeding through my pants. FML
Today, I was at the doctor's getting some skin scraped off the bottom of my foot for some tests. As soon as the doctor grabbed my foot, it tickled and I accidentally kicked him in the face. During this, the blade sliced my foot open. FML
Today, while getting a hernia exam, I accidentally ran my fingers through my doctor's hair. FML
Today, I was shaving my underarms, when I heard a noise. I quickly turned my head to see what it was and got the razor caught in my hair. I'm now sporting a very attractive bald patch. FML
Today, while shaving I accidentally shaved of half of my left nipple. Worst of all? I didn't notice it until I looked down and saw blood everywhere. That's when the pain hit. FML
Today, while shaving my nether regions, I slipped and sliced myself in three separate places. They won't completely stop bleeding. I'm virtually having a second period, and it hurts to close my legs. FML
Today, I thought I would treat myself to a shave and a haircut at a proper barber, instead of just a haircut at Supercuts. After many "Oops", "Sorry", even an "Oh dear", I left with no hair cut, and blood streaming from multiple slices in my face from the shave. I think one might need stitches. FML
Today, I got the courage to surprise my boyfriend by shaving my pubic region. To my agonizingly painful dismay, the razor sliced through an apparent zit on one of my lips. Now my vagina is bleeding for a whole different reason, and I'm possibly traumatized. FML
Today, I picked out a massive two-inch long ingrown hair on my chin. I called my girlfriend in to take a look. She saw it, shrieked, then fainted, cracking her head on the toilet as she fell. Hello, hospital bill. FML
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blahblahblksheep 0
do you shave yourself with a F*cking straightblade?
chowyuk 0
That is the ultimate fear when it comes to trimming
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Comments (83)
jimbo1991 0
Right...and what about loosing the clit huh? Thought oh that ? XD take risks but not too much for your own good :p
hofmann911 0
this is y i dont shave there :D
wild_angel 0
uh-huh... I'd love to know what kind of razor you used... this is actually impossible. FAKE!
hofmann911 0
haha trust me this is entirely possible i dont know from personal experience but my brother does lol
belleyboop 0
Trust me. I've done this. You don't always feel the sneeze come on sometimes... And it hurts. Bad.
wild_angel 0
That's why I said I'd love to know what razor was used... or if it's possibly a defect. A proper razor wouldn't cut deep enough for a hospital visit. Not the razors that are made nowadays. Manufacturers cater for ... well, those special peeps who don't pay enough attention. Or rather... the people who design the razors.
hofmann911 0
ummm ever think that some people sneeze extreamly violently nd suddenly with no warning what so ever?
Kkkdawg 27
I've taken huge chunks out of my legs with regular razors. Both with disposables and the ones with the $20 refill blades. It happens.
cryssycakesx3 23
those marshmallow chicks shave?
Depressed_Roxas 0
it is possible to cut that deep with a shaving razor. I came really close to slitting my jugular while shaving once x-x
kylerzonca1 0
dude that sux... FYL...
webmat 12
And of course, it's the only time in your life you'll ever be in contact with an extremely attractive doctor. ******* Murphy's law.
NikkiGirl245 0
#3 FAIL OP FAIL the end Nikki <3's you Alex!
NikkiGirl245 0
What.The.Hell. You.Fail. if you were going to sneeze why didn't you take the blade off idiot!!! YDI dudes it's a girl cuz it said crotch!!! it's no guy!!! Nikki <3's you Alex
cryssycakesx3 23
guys have crotches too. even armpits are crotches.
buddyweiser 0
fyl hard, no pun intended