Today, I was running on a soccer field and accidentally dropped my gum from my mouth. No one had noticed so I picked it up and started chewing again. It was a different flavor. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was about to make out with my boyfriend, so I quickly swallowed my gum. Moments later, I started choking on the gum, and ended up spitting it out into his face. FML
Today, I noticed a cute girl in the checkout lane at the store. Feeling a little flirtatious, I decided to blow a bubble with my gum to get her attention. I accidentally shot the gum out of my mouth onto the guy next to me, spitting all over myself in the process. FML
Today, in an effort to avoid my school's strict no-gum policy as my teacher made a b-line to me, I swallowed it. By the time the teacher reached me, the gum was on my desk, as well as my breakfast, thanks to my overactive gag reflex. FML
Today, I was singing while lying upside down chewing gum. My dad was trying to focus on the current football game and hushed me. I yelled, "No!" resulting in my gum becoming lodged in my windpipe. I shut up after all. FML
Today, I thought I was clever for doing my laundry while multitasking and making dinner. When I went to transfer my clothes from the washer to the dryer, I discovered that I'd accidentally washed a pack of gum that was in my pocket. The gum had melted into my favorite shirt, and I now have a sticky mess to deal with. FML
Today, I was walking to a job interview. I needed to get rid of some gum but there were no trash cans in sight, so I spat it out on the ground. Next thing I know, some guy grabs me, sticks the gum in my hair, and walks off, muttering curses. I couldn't get it out in time for the interview. FML
Today, I pulled a muscle in my face. Chewing gum. For the second time. FML
Today, I accidentally punched myself in the mouth while eating a Go-Gurt. I was eating it because I'd just had my wisdom teeth removed. FML
Today, I was walking my dogs. I had a doggy bag, and was holding it closed, then breathing in it, so it would blow up. My dogs 'went', so I picked it up and kept walking. As I was heading home, I absent-mindedly started blowing into the bag again. Everything ended up in my mouth and on my face. FML
Today, while I was running around the block, I got the urge to spit. Suddenly I noticed this beautiful girl running in front me. Trying to impress her, I smiled and by mistake drooled everything on the pavement. She wasn't impressed. FML
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Top comments
MidstOfDarkness 0
What the hell... you don't drop gum and put it back in your mouth...... It's disgusting
I_Piss_Glitter 0
YDI for eating gum off a soccer field.
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Comments (117)
capricaz 0
wtf? Who picks up a gum they dropped and puts it back into their mouth??? What can't you live without gum??? YDI
iSlowPwnz 0
lol nubz YDI
shewasalmost18 0
haha that is awesome
iFruit 0
LMAO plexico
lovesucksxxx 0
What the hell is wrong with you?
jessxoxo28 5
ok, that is so disgusting.
Nickenator 0
i have 2 comments. 1-Its football not soccer. 2- You are sick as hell.
WeGoWildcat 0
He is in America and we call it soccer. Why do people always yell at Americans for correcting another country's way of saying something and then think it is alright to correct us on how we say something?
0___0 9
Yeah when people say, "Red is my favourite colour." Then an American is like, "DERZ NO 'U' IN FAVORITE & COLOR DUMBASS!!!1" then people yell at them... but if it's the other way around no one cares ;o But the extra 'u' makes it look fancier/sexier anyway so that's how I spell it~ & I just noticed that the person who said it's football lives in USA.
ananamoose 0
@#33 dont be a douche guy and try and be different by using the word football instead of soccer, and if your going to be a cuntburger and do that don't correct other people, it's ridonculous, that you feel you have to project on other people like that, to show some self ill conceived superiority
cheyennesioux2 2
Hun , in America it's soccer Kk ?
Einstein714 0
how could there still be all that flavor? heck when I chew gum the flavors gone after a few chews
SuperSpore 0
Stride?
Belgian 0
Worst, FML, EVER.
WearingHats 14
Worst, Belgian, EVER
xSceneSceneBabyx 0
at least you didn't drop a brownie and pick up dog pootie. now THAT would be a hysterical FML!