Today, I was running down the hallway when a door opens and hits me right on the face. I'm sitting there with my nose bleeding and a huge bump forming on my head. The guy who comes out is hugely fat, tries to help me up, trips, and falls on me. I accidentally groped his moobs while trying to push him off. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was walking down the street, when I saw a guy in front of me trip and fall forwards, and I quickly jumped forward to steady him. Apparently he thought he was being mugged, and threw his head backwards into my face, leaving my nose a bloody mess. FML
Today, I was walking down the hallway when someone opened a door, smashing it into me. The bump makes it look like I have a third boob. FML
Today, at work, the most handsome guy walked in. Starstruck, I went to greet him and then take him to the owner's office, only to promptly walk really hard into the corner of the door frame, smacking my forehead. I have a massive bruise and my boss won't stop laughing. FML
Today, I tripped while walking down a large flight of stairs. As I fell forward, I instinctively reached out and grabbed onto one of the guys walking up. I ended up taking him and two other people down with me, earning myself a great many disgusted glares as I dusted myself off. FML
Today, I was fooling around on the trampoline with this guy, when a bounce caused us to bang our heads together, knocking me out cold. FML
Today, I woke up in the hospital with a mild concussion, a sprained neck, and a broken shoulder. How did this happen? Earlier, I ran into the guy I used to bully all throughout school. Once his wife realized who I was, she piledrived me. FML
Today, I ran up to my boyfriend to kiss him when he got home from work. I tripped and I fell on him, and he fell backwards. He ended up hitting his head on the sidewalk and had to get stitches. He also had a concussion. FML
Today, I was doing squats at the gym. I caught my reflection in the mirror, got distracted by how awkward I looked, and lost my balance. I fell backward onto a medicine ball, rolled into another person’s legs, and took them down with me. We ended up in a sweaty heap. FML
Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I sneezed so hard that my head shot forward and smashed against his, sending his head backwards against the wall. He ended up with a concussion, and I still feel like someone hit me over the head with a chair. FML
Today, I tried to "trip" and fall into this guy I've had a crush on. I missed and fell on my face. He stepped over me and kept walking. FML
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420hiadventurer 0
That sucks, but next time pay more attention and don't run down the hallway or at least not right next to the walls where you can get hit by doors. Soy la primera persona!!!
rukusrazor 0
you loved it.
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Comments (119)
pineapples_fml 5
naaasty old fat guys are gross to look at, I can't even imagine having to touch one
were_giraffe 2
I feel bad for the man you grabbed. If you hadn't been running it wouldn't have happened. And so what if he's "hugely fat"? ... he tried to help you when your own carelessness made you fall.
tiltwrestler 0
1) You see, this is why I hate fat people. Not them as a person... just the fact that they're fat. 2) Moobs... ahhaha thats fresh, Im gonna have to remember that 1
ohhhhshizzz 0
Oh shit, I just realized ALL my doors open in. Woah, that sucks. Hope there is NEVER a fire. and yeah, that really sucks ass fat. MOOBS! Bwahah. =]
haha_fail88 0
Were you running to your English class; because hugely is not really word, let alone an adjective for a portly fellow.
sevenyearnight 0
huge (hyj) adj. hug·er, hug·est 1. Of exceedingly great size, extent, or quantity. See Synonyms at enormous. 2. Of exceedingly great scope or nature: the huge influence of the Hellenic world. [Middle English, from Old French ahuge.] hugely adv. hugeness n.
Hollydolly 0
He probably loved it when you touched his moobs ;) Moob man : 1 You: 0
ditlihi 0
You molested him? You sick, sick puppy!
amystar1 0
You deserved it. And you deserved him landing on you for calling him "Hugely Fat". As far as the moobs go, you know you liked it....sicko.
Agrajagged 3
Moobs are haaaaawwwwwwwwwwttt
king15 0
fat people suck