Today, I was running down the hallway when a door opens and hits me right on the face. I'm sitting there with my nose bleeding and a huge bump forming on my head. The guy who comes out is hugely fat, tries to help me up, trips, and falls on me. I accidentally groped his moobs while trying to push him off. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was walking down the street, when I saw a guy in front of me trip and fall forwards, and I quickly jumped forward to steady him. Apparently he thought he was being mugged, and threw his head backwards into my face, leaving my nose a bloody mess. FML
Today, I was walking down the hallway when someone opened a door, smashing it into me. The bump makes it look like I have a third boob. FML
Today, at work, the most handsome guy walked in. Starstruck, I went to greet him and then take him to the owner's office, only to promptly walk really hard into the corner of the door frame, smacking my forehead. I have a massive bruise and my boss won't stop laughing. FML
Today, I tripped while walking down a large flight of stairs. As I fell forward, I instinctively reached out and grabbed onto one of the guys walking up. I ended up taking him and two other people down with me, earning myself a great many disgusted glares as I dusted myself off. FML
Today, I was fooling around on the trampoline with this guy, when a bounce caused us to bang our heads together, knocking me out cold. FML
Today, I woke up in the hospital with a mild concussion, a sprained neck, and a broken shoulder. How did this happen? Earlier, I ran into the guy I used to bully all throughout school. Once his wife realized who I was, she piledrived me. FML
Today, I ran up to my boyfriend to kiss him when he got home from work. I tripped and I fell on him, and he fell backwards. He ended up hitting his head on the sidewalk and had to get stitches. He also had a concussion. FML
Today, I was doing squats at the gym. I caught my reflection in the mirror, got distracted by how awkward I looked, and lost my balance. I fell backward onto a medicine ball, rolled into another person’s legs, and took them down with me. We ended up in a sweaty heap. FML
Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I sneezed so hard that my head shot forward and smashed against his, sending his head backwards against the wall. He ended up with a concussion, and I still feel like someone hit me over the head with a chair. FML
Today, I tried to "trip" and fall into this guy I've had a crush on. I missed and fell on my face. He stepped over me and kept walking. FML
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420hiadventurer 0
That sucks, but next time pay more attention and don't run down the hallway or at least not right next to the walls where you can get hit by doors. Soy la primera persona!!!
rukusrazor 0
you loved it.
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redhusk89 0
Ok people the OP never said it was a room door. In every apartment I've been in the laundry rooms and any hallway doors which do not lead to rooms open out. But seriously getting knocked down by a door? I guess I missed the note about the world becoming wimps. I've been hit by a lot of things (branches elbows fists bats metal and wood building supplies) but I've never been knocked off my feet or fell down because of it. Sorry but you sound like a stuck up prick or megabitch, you probably didn't even try to stand when he went to help you up. Let's see here you were running down a hall and didn't have the presence of mind to be ready to avoid a opening door. Hmmm. I sense a fail here on your part. YDI and grow up this should never have been on here. YDI it more for posting this.
C_Wicked27 0
I'm sorry that you ate shit, but come on now... the kid was trying to do the right thing and help you up, and you turn around and clown on him for being fat on the internets? That's pretty ****** up IMO. And they wonder why chivalry is dead...
Majormaxo 0
Thats sucks, but the moobs really made it. Nothing is worse than moobs
terimaa 0
#23: every room in my college has doors like that, and so did the gym in my high school. while it may be "STUPID," don't think it's not possible. and you don't even have to run down a hallway to get hit by one of them - people usually have no reservations about practically throwing the door off its hinges when they leave a classroom. aaand i actually think this is sweet; he actually tried to help you up. i know if this had happened to me the person would have glanced at me and walked off. i really don't think this is so much an FML because he wasn't a douche about it.
xXMILKYCHUNKSXx 0
You desereved that, really. Maybe next time you should pay a little attention. Also, a guy comes over to help you and trips. You should feel bad for him, but instead, you talk shit about him. I hope you're in a lot of pain right now.
that_guy01 0
I agree w/ #26, i mean exits and large rooms open out as a safety precaution in case of fire, but hallways lined with doors almost always open in. It just depends on the building and rooms. Either way getting smashed by a fat guy sucks so FYL.
girlindie 0
#31 me too :) and moobs is such a random word.
snowman23 0
FYL, but at least he tried to help you up
blazerbum 0
The word "moobs" makes me gag a little
indecision 0
Ughh eww. While it was nice of him to try and help you up, the fact that he fell on you is definitely a FYL.