lovelife
United States
Today, I was robbed of five bucks by a vending machine that said "Enjoy Life!" FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
quarterback
United States
Today, while at the vending machine, I put in my $20 instead of my $1. I got my change back in quarters. FML
Anonymous
Miami, United States
Man vs. Machine
Today, I spent way too long battling a vending machine that ate my dollar but didn’t give me my snack. After shaking it, kicking it, and practically hugging it, I finally gave up. As I walked away in defeat, it dropped the snack. I rushed back to claim my prize… and the janitor grabbed it before I could. FML
Eodowoiono
Cedar Rapids, United States
Today, as a joke, my friend put my bus money in the vending machine. Not only did the machine not return my money, it wouldn't give me an item in return. FML
jennlikewhoa
United States
Today, I got robbed at the gas station I work at. After only getting $38 dollars out the register, the guy then stole my purse. It had my rent money in it. FML
Starving Ultimatum
United States
Today, I was robbed while recovering from a robbery. FML
pooraf
Urbana, United States
Today, I got mugged. I almost felt sorry for him: he got a $15 cell phone, a frozen debit card, a credit card with only $50 of credit left on it, and no cash. FML
aquagoddess
Today, I used the last of my money to buy a bag of vending machine chips for dinner. It got stuck. A passerby saw and generously offered to buy another bag of the same chips to dislodge it. Gratefully, I accepted his offer. It stayed stuck. FML
Broke Bitch
Albertville, United States
Money for nothing
Today, I went to buy some frozen yogurt. I filled up a cup and the cashier rung it up. The total price was $6.92. I only had $5 in my wallet. So I gave her the $5 bill and went to my car to get more money. Little did I know, there was no money in my car. So I drove off. Leaving the $5 behind. FML
broke and hungry
West New York, United States
Today, I had to skip lunch to work on a big project, so I stopped by a vending machine. The number I wanted was 126, but I accidentally typed 124, using my last dollar. 124 was the only empty row. FML
Tanner
United States
Today, I got mugged. I also got an extra kick in the face for not having money in my wallet. FML
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wisericky 12
this is what i thnk happened... OP was just walkin around and some guy in a vending machine outfit robbed him and told to enjoy life. =D my comment went bie bie sorry 4 dup
Devolver 0
That's coca cola to you,
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Comments (59)
loshysucks 0
lovelife? y u posted that as fml then…!?
Trollz4daLULZ 2
YDI for buying junk food (that's all that comes in vending machines), for saying "got robbed" when robbery is a legal term that requires the victim to be put in a state of fear such as at gunpoint (you're looking for "I got gypped" or "I was the victim of petty theft"). Oh, and that's the price of good advice.
medfly 2
you're wrong. I go to university, so sandwiches are pretty popular here, and vending machines sell them too. they tend to be reasonably OK things - like maybe cheese or meat and some veggies inside.
its1215am 0
what? who the hell are you? free cuntry, people can eat whatever the **** they want. Are you the food police? Go choke on tofu, bitch.
5t3ff1k4h 47
Guys. Please. Seriously. READ HIS FREAKING NAME.
modelshark 0
its ****** 5 bucks times aint that tough.
lauradawn 0
This isn't an FML. It's $5. Life will go on.
dirtbiker219 0
that's obviously a sign from god.
the_jman 0
The guy that owns the vending machine that steals 5 dollar bills is probably enjoying life.
RedPillSucks 33
YDI for using Lucy Van Pelts vending machine. The Dr. is in, and she ain't Dr. Phill.
haitilover 0
wut the hell
hazelsmiles 0
oh wow this is one of my faves....hahaha wow
SupYo 0
^ that