lovelife
United States
Today, I was robbed of five bucks by a vending machine that said "Enjoy Life!" FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
quarterback
United States
Today, while at the vending machine, I put in my $20 instead of my $1. I got my change back in quarters. FML
Anonymous
Miami, United States
Man vs. Machine
Today, I spent way too long battling a vending machine that ate my dollar but didn’t give me my snack. After shaking it, kicking it, and practically hugging it, I finally gave up. As I walked away in defeat, it dropped the snack. I rushed back to claim my prize… and the janitor grabbed it before I could. FML
Eodowoiono
Cedar Rapids, United States
Today, as a joke, my friend put my bus money in the vending machine. Not only did the machine not return my money, it wouldn't give me an item in return. FML
jennlikewhoa
United States
Today, I got robbed at the gas station I work at. After only getting $38 dollars out the register, the guy then stole my purse. It had my rent money in it. FML
Starving Ultimatum
United States
Today, I was robbed while recovering from a robbery. FML
pooraf
Urbana, United States
Today, I got mugged. I almost felt sorry for him: he got a $15 cell phone, a frozen debit card, a credit card with only $50 of credit left on it, and no cash. FML
aquagoddess
Today, I used the last of my money to buy a bag of vending machine chips for dinner. It got stuck. A passerby saw and generously offered to buy another bag of the same chips to dislodge it. Gratefully, I accepted his offer. It stayed stuck. FML
Broke Bitch
Albertville, United States
Money for nothing
Today, I went to buy some frozen yogurt. I filled up a cup and the cashier rung it up. The total price was $6.92. I only had $5 in my wallet. So I gave her the $5 bill and went to my car to get more money. Little did I know, there was no money in my car. So I drove off. Leaving the $5 behind. FML
broke and hungry
West New York, United States
Today, I had to skip lunch to work on a big project, so I stopped by a vending machine. The number I wanted was 126, but I accidentally typed 124, using my last dollar. 124 was the only empty row. FML
Tanner
United States
Today, I got mugged. I also got an extra kick in the face for not having money in my wallet. FML
Top comments
wisericky 12
this is what i thnk happened... OP was just walkin around and some guy in a vending machine outfit robbed him and told to enjoy life. =D my comment went bie bie sorry 4 dup
Devolver 0
That's coca cola to you,
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Comments (59)
dexasterous 17
This FML is amazing. I love it. totaly epic.
Brilthor 0
Did you enjoy it?
austin9512 0
happy? now enjoy life lolololololollolololololol
TJammah 0
Never trust a vending machine
Desurain23 0
who spends $5 at a vending machine at one time? chubby wants his chocolate bar?
the4starr 3
who cares ? it's five bucks, man
Kitties_Outcast 1
note to self: no more ironic vending machines lpl
ASA5G 2
wtf? you deserve it for spending five bucks on a vending machine.
BaadKitteh 0
Vending machines give change for $5s, you assholes... if you don't have anything smaller, what are you supposed to do? It could have even been a drink machine; it doesn't specify. So stfu.
Xmarshall16X 5
YDI for spending $5 on a vending machine o.O jk lol