imnotacat
United States
Today, I was riding on the bus, when I felt a weird sensation on my hair. The person behind me was petting it. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, while sitting on the bus a stranger sat next to me, farted, put his hand under his butt to smell what it was like, and then sniffed it throughout the whole ride while glancing at me. FML
littlekellilee
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Canada
College rules
Today, I was in class and felt something tugging on my hair. I thought it was caught on the chair, so I turned around a little to look. The guy behind me was holding my hair and smelling it. He gave me a creepy smile, winked, and continued. FML
ummmmEW
United States
Today, I was riding the bus. Suddenly, it appeared to start to snow inside the bus, and I assumed a window was open. When I looked up however, I discovered the girl in front of me putting her hair up in a ponytail. The so-called "snow" was coming off of her head. FML
Anonymous
Ytre Arna, Norway
Today, I got on the bus. Before I could make it to a free seat, the driver hit the gas, and the sudden movement caused me to stumble and accidentally grab onto another passenger for support. She didn't appreciate this, accused me of molesting her, and got me thrown back off. FML
Kerlane
France
Today, I was sitting on the bus on my commute to work, when I nodded off on the charming young man next to me. Something cold and wet touched me, and I looked down to see a small pool of my saliva collecting on my chest. The man thought this was hilarious. FML
Anonymous
United States
Grrrrrroooooooooss
Today, while watching a man in front of me on the bus remove his cap to scratch his noggin, I noticed the swarm of dandruff that was about to nail me in my face. FML
DontSniffMyHair
I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo
Today, while sitting on the bus the man sitting slightly above and behind me leaned over my seat. All I heard was someone deeply inhaling in to my hair. I turned around and slapped him. Everyone saw what he did, but no one defended me while I was being thrown off the bus for assault. FML
imawesomeokay
Zapopan, Mexico
Today, I went to watch a movie. In the middle of it, I accidentally fell asleep. Minutes later, I awoke on a stranger's shoulder. He was caressing my hair. FML
clips
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Gross
Today, I was on the bus. I heard a click right before something small hit my cheek. I looked over to see the lady next to me cutting her long, dirty fingernails. The bus was too crowded to move and It was a 20 minute ride to work. FML
Nat3_2020
United States
Today, as I walked on to the bus, the girl I liked whispered something to her friend. Curious, I asked what was so funny. She said she never realized that when I got on, I shook the bus. FML
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stefluvsyou 4
well maybe he couldnt resist ur fuzzy soft hair :3
mattsan1992 0
it sounds like a shampoo commercial
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Tektite 14
That's how you know it's damn good shampoo ;D chick magnet shampoo. Either that or your hair is greasy and they are using it for their own hair gel.
Reed_111 5
that has seriously happened to me! I was on a train, as he was petting me he was like "Sparkle, Sparkle" I'm like "what the *** is wrong with you dude!" LOL
ilovecookies83 0
You have the most honest profile ever!
littlemissFYL 5
ahahaha this made me laugh. they probably thought you were edward cullen ;-p
Danny0D 5
you have really soft hair
iLoveBoobies21 0
DO THA CREEP!
stroudie94 9
Always remember, a creeper is a keeper ;)
niccipicki 0
don't judge too quickly, he could've been on acid! I tried to eat my friend's hair once cos it was coloured like candy...it didn't taste as good though :(
foilindo 0
was this person whispering "precious" like the little dude in the lord of the rings by any chance?! Hahahahahaha
manbearpig7173 0
"Don't fight it, enjoy it" *slowly licks lips and strokes hair*
Kittehx3 0
I bet you used axe :p
barlessprison 16
Start stroking his hand and see who backs down first.
roobear 2
With a normal person or a friend, this would probably work. With the type of person who starts stroking a random person's hair on a bus, this could be a really bad idea.