imnotacat
United States
Today, I was riding on the bus, when I felt a weird sensation on my hair. The person behind me was petting it. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, while sitting on the bus a stranger sat next to me, farted, put his hand under his butt to smell what it was like, and then sniffed it throughout the whole ride while glancing at me. FML
littlekellilee
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Canada
College rules
Today, I was in class and felt something tugging on my hair. I thought it was caught on the chair, so I turned around a little to look. The guy behind me was holding my hair and smelling it. He gave me a creepy smile, winked, and continued. FML
ummmmEW
United States
Today, I was riding the bus. Suddenly, it appeared to start to snow inside the bus, and I assumed a window was open. When I looked up however, I discovered the girl in front of me putting her hair up in a ponytail. The so-called "snow" was coming off of her head. FML
Anonymous
Ytre Arna, Norway
Today, I got on the bus. Before I could make it to a free seat, the driver hit the gas, and the sudden movement caused me to stumble and accidentally grab onto another passenger for support. She didn't appreciate this, accused me of molesting her, and got me thrown back off. FML
Kerlane
France
Today, I was sitting on the bus on my commute to work, when I nodded off on the charming young man next to me. Something cold and wet touched me, and I looked down to see a small pool of my saliva collecting on my chest. The man thought this was hilarious. FML
Anonymous
United States
Grrrrrroooooooooss
Today, while watching a man in front of me on the bus remove his cap to scratch his noggin, I noticed the swarm of dandruff that was about to nail me in my face. FML
DontSniffMyHair
I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo
Today, while sitting on the bus the man sitting slightly above and behind me leaned over my seat. All I heard was someone deeply inhaling in to my hair. I turned around and slapped him. Everyone saw what he did, but no one defended me while I was being thrown off the bus for assault. FML
imawesomeokay
Zapopan, Mexico
Today, I went to watch a movie. In the middle of it, I accidentally fell asleep. Minutes later, I awoke on a stranger's shoulder. He was caressing my hair. FML
clips
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Gross
Today, I was on the bus. I heard a click right before something small hit my cheek. I looked over to see the lady next to me cutting her long, dirty fingernails. The bus was too crowded to move and It was a 20 minute ride to work. FML
Nat3_2020
United States
Today, as I walked on to the bus, the girl I liked whispered something to her friend. Curious, I asked what was so funny. She said she never realized that when I got on, I shook the bus. FML
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stefluvsyou 4
well maybe he couldnt resist ur fuzzy soft hair :3
mattsan1992 0
it sounds like a shampoo commercial
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Comments (194)
DrewsFML 8
Lucky you didn't fall asleep, a few more stops and he would've been feeding it treats and teaching it to roll over.
bettyc4 26
*creepy voice* I couldn't resist the feel of your soft golden locks on my skin
anothersuicide 0
salad fingers o.O
hmbsfp 0
the feeeling of rust on my salad fingers......its almost orgasmic lmao
emmiep1011 7
weirder things have happened on public buses...
RaaabbleRabble 0
For whatever reason, I thought that said 'public pubes'.
Emilina32 7
someone's getting hair action.
JeansKismet 9
Make sure when they were 'petting' your hair they didn't take any, I smell a witch.
fionaes 3
Most of the witches I know would never take someones hair...just sayin
spoyhawk 1
you know witches? Thats amazing! If you know so much about them why dont you join em?
VeganVampyre 27
Maybe she has and that's why she knows so much. Ever think of that?
xXshadowrollerXx 6
DUN DUN DUNNNNNN. Tension is high, people..
CompettiveCheer 0
What the **** kind of comment is this?
writergirl23 19
hey u have awesome hair take it as a compliment.
kaykay20 0
I think he was think more along the lines of 'Yay a portable toilet' then awesome hair.
kaykay20 0
Oops read that wrong thought it said peeing on it.
luvgiggles 1
that reminds me of the creepers that ride the city bus here lol
Mattsta123 5
who's my bitch
gene818 13
Just hope he washes his hands after nasty business.
Luvtospoon 0
A guy always needs a little head.