Today, I was riding on my bike when a guy on the street shouted, "I LOVE YOU!" at me. I recently told my boyfriend I loved him, and his response was, "I don't love you but I won't treat you any differently." Perverts on the street love me, but my boyfriend doesn't. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML
Today, my boyfriend wanted to tell me how much he loves me. He said a lot of wonderful things, such as not being able to live without me and hoping that I would want to live with him and marry him someday. He ended his loving speech with his ex-girlfriend's name instead of mine. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he loves me. Instead of saying it back, I had a panic attack. FML
Today, at a bus stop my friend told me that he loved me. I, reacting on impulse, told him how long I've wanted to hear him say that, and kissed him. Then I realised the look on his face. Turns out he'd said 'I need new shoes' not 'I love you.' FML
Today, I was downtown with my boyfriend around Noon when we walked past a few guys who shouted out to me "You're the most beautiful girl we've seen all day". My boyfriend's response was "It's still early." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. His response? "Is that why you have been so clingy and annoying lately?" FML
Today, while out with my boyfriend, I gave a beggar some cash, who then smiled at me and said to my boyfriend, "You have a beautiful little lady, take good care of her." Flattered, I hoped my boyfriend would agree with the compliment. He turned and said, "Hear that? He said you were little." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I loved him. Being dumped wasn't the reaction I was expecting. FML
Today, I was on the phone with my best guy friend, who I have loved for years. I was talking about school and all of a sudden he said, "I love you." I flipped out saying, "Oh my god, oh my god. I love you too!" He responded with, "What?" He was talking to his mom, who was walking out the door. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he loved me for the first time in a way I'll never forget. In fact, his exact words were, "You're not the only one that I love." FML
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mehwhateverr 0
The person on the street was just a random crazy and your boyfriend doesn't have to love you. In fact, what bothers me the most is when people say "I love you" just because they're in a relationship... even if they aren't really in love. #1, her boyfriend isn't an ass for telling the truth. AND he said he won't treat her any differently. He sounds like a gem.
crownme 0
Wow your bf is a genius, that's the perfect reponse!
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xinfin1a 0
agh, dude, whatever. the time will come when your boyfriend loves you stop being such a whiny person = =
shitonstickz 0
Lol I yell randomly at people..... just not that I love them. Its usually something more random like pokemon theme song or Mario theme song. Its kinda fun to do. and F Your Life indeed.
kellster 2
1. Why are you dating this asshole? There are better ways to spend your life, honey! 2. The dude on the bike doesn't love you, either. He was just being weird. You can't make that comparison, between someone you don't even know, and someone you're in a relationship with who only "loves" you in words that aren't going to turn into actions - by his own admission! Get out of there.
rockinbalr14 0
Eff your bf. Aye bay bay can I get them digits?!
laughingman 0
Maybe that's gods way saying you should someone that actually says I love you. Not saying the prev on the street
Trav1sP 0
why the guy that said he loves you got to be a pervert? most perverts wouldnt take the time to say i love you they would be yelling other things.. more pervertish like work that ass or something...
raven_darkeyes 0
What are you doing, staying in a relationship you aren't happy with? If you are looking for a love-based relationship, then this guy is NOT for you. Life's too short to waste your time chasing something that isn't what you really want. Now if all you really want is someone to date & have a casual relationship - then whether or not he says "I love you" is much less important. But it sounds to me like you want more emotional involvement than he does. If that's true, stop wasting time in this relationship and find someone who wants the same thing.
derekjeter92 0
This reminds me of some song's lyrics, "those 3 words... are said too much... but not enough." Meaning ppl say 'i love u' too much when they don't mean it and not enough when they do mean it.
hugecock 0
He's not a perv, it's just a joke.
Insert_Wit_Here 0
This is just stupid telling her to leave him when there's no indication of how long they've been together whatsoever. Not to mention the fact that there is absolutely no way for two people to fall in love at the exact same time, it's impossible. You can't just say it 3 weeks into a relationship and expect them to say it back without even trying to get a sense of whether they do or not.