Today, I was riding on my bike when a guy on the street shouted, "I LOVE YOU!" at me. I recently told my boyfriend I loved him, and his response was, "I don't love you but I won't treat you any differently." Perverts on the street love me, but my boyfriend doesn't. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML
Today, my boyfriend wanted to tell me how much he loves me. He said a lot of wonderful things, such as not being able to live without me and hoping that I would want to live with him and marry him someday. He ended his loving speech with his ex-girlfriend's name instead of mine. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he loves me. Instead of saying it back, I had a panic attack. FML
Today, at a bus stop my friend told me that he loved me. I, reacting on impulse, told him how long I've wanted to hear him say that, and kissed him. Then I realised the look on his face. Turns out he'd said 'I need new shoes' not 'I love you.' FML
Today, I was downtown with my boyfriend around Noon when we walked past a few guys who shouted out to me "You're the most beautiful girl we've seen all day". My boyfriend's response was "It's still early." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. His response? "Is that why you have been so clingy and annoying lately?" FML
Today, while out with my boyfriend, I gave a beggar some cash, who then smiled at me and said to my boyfriend, "You have a beautiful little lady, take good care of her." Flattered, I hoped my boyfriend would agree with the compliment. He turned and said, "Hear that? He said you were little." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I loved him. Being dumped wasn't the reaction I was expecting. FML
Today, I was on the phone with my best guy friend, who I have loved for years. I was talking about school and all of a sudden he said, "I love you." I flipped out saying, "Oh my god, oh my god. I love you too!" He responded with, "What?" He was talking to his mom, who was walking out the door. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he loved me for the first time in a way I'll never forget. In fact, his exact words were, "You're not the only one that I love." FML
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mehwhateverr 0
The person on the street was just a random crazy and your boyfriend doesn't have to love you. In fact, what bothers me the most is when people say "I love you" just because they're in a relationship... even if they aren't really in love. #1, her boyfriend isn't an ass for telling the truth. AND he said he won't treat her any differently. He sounds like a gem.
crownme 0
Wow your bf is a genius, that's the perfect reponse!
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sayitlikeyaknowi 0
If your boyfriend doesn't love you then he isn't your boyfriend, if he doesn't love you and he hasn't broken up with you there are two possibilities, a: he's using you for sex, b: he's afraid you'll hurt him or yourself if he does. If I were you I'd leave him or leave him alone
Essentials 0
Leave him.
RNCftw 0
...if you really believe that last sentence you wrote you are an idiot.
daveDFFA 0
Do I really have to say something here... First of all, maybe the girl here is a bit dramatic, but she does have the right to admit it hurts. Couples will always have problems and it's up to them to face them and get over it if they are both on the same page. I was once told that, "maybe we give definition to things that we don't deserve to give definition to". I believe love is one of those words that is magical, and at the same time, destructive. It's the epitome of the word, "awesome" To be over the top here, hate exists because of love and vice versa, so of course the girlfriend is going to be upset when she admits her love for him (which I don't truly believe IS love from the sounds of this FML) and he tells her truthfully, as himself (but fairly brutally in some people's opinions). The guy on the street, seriously? It's just sad to be honest. It's sad that people get so down that they can find any excuse to try and be happy. Pathetic, but necessary.
weimgal 0
The first time I told my now ex-boyfriend I loved him he said, "I know"......
Anu_Ra 0
I'm sorry that really sucks. But maybe he's just trying to figure it out ya kno? But if not, DUMP HIM. FAST. RAPIDO!
moonlit_manga 0
If the feelings between you and your " boyfriend" not on the same page then he's not your boyfriend really. (that's what I think) as for the other dude...hey sure he's creepy but it was still a nice jesture. :) you'll live. --fox
Hawthrone11 0
haha I wouldn't think of it that way :p
doolittle 0
This is a stupid FML. Get over it.
Chowi_fml 0
So telling someone you don't know that you love that person makes you a pervert? I don't know, but pervert has a whole different definition where I live.