Today, I was riding on my bike when a guy on the street shouted, "I LOVE YOU!" at me. I recently told my boyfriend I loved him, and his response was, "I don't love you but I won't treat you any differently." Perverts on the street love me, but my boyfriend doesn't. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML
Today, my boyfriend wanted to tell me how much he loves me. He said a lot of wonderful things, such as not being able to live without me and hoping that I would want to live with him and marry him someday. He ended his loving speech with his ex-girlfriend's name instead of mine. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he loves me. Instead of saying it back, I had a panic attack. FML
Today, at a bus stop my friend told me that he loved me. I, reacting on impulse, told him how long I've wanted to hear him say that, and kissed him. Then I realised the look on his face. Turns out he'd said 'I need new shoes' not 'I love you.' FML
Today, I was downtown with my boyfriend around Noon when we walked past a few guys who shouted out to me "You're the most beautiful girl we've seen all day". My boyfriend's response was "It's still early." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. His response? "Is that why you have been so clingy and annoying lately?" FML
Today, while out with my boyfriend, I gave a beggar some cash, who then smiled at me and said to my boyfriend, "You have a beautiful little lady, take good care of her." Flattered, I hoped my boyfriend would agree with the compliment. He turned and said, "Hear that? He said you were little." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I loved him. Being dumped wasn't the reaction I was expecting. FML
Today, I was on the phone with my best guy friend, who I have loved for years. I was talking about school and all of a sudden he said, "I love you." I flipped out saying, "Oh my god, oh my god. I love you too!" He responded with, "What?" He was talking to his mom, who was walking out the door. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he loved me for the first time in a way I'll never forget. In fact, his exact words were, "You're not the only one that I love." FML
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mehwhateverr 0
The person on the street was just a random crazy and your boyfriend doesn't have to love you. In fact, what bothers me the most is when people say "I love you" just because they're in a relationship... even if they aren't really in love. #1, her boyfriend isn't an ass for telling the truth. AND he said he won't treat her any differently. He sounds like a gem.
crownme 0
Wow your bf is a genius, that's the perfect reponse!
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hockys1 0
that really sux f your life indeed
atrialfib29 0
I don't love you but I just want you to be my GF. For now ... Then will see.... LOL...
nikkirito 0
Uhmmm, that sounds a little weird. Why would someone shout that to you from the street? Probably wasn't directed to you, sorry.
dearViena 0
"I don't love you but i won't treat you any differently"? wtf...
doing_it_ritee 5
.. does that mean?
AlfonzoRex 0
#9 Sorry D; and to anyone else :3 I hardly ever comment on these xD
PleaseSayTheBaby 0
#16 Its no big deal, I was mostly joking. It's actually pretty hard to be the first to comment... Props to you. Haha.
wowfmlife 0
Does your boyfriend happen to be a random guy you found on the street?
softballplaya822 0
#5 haha I love that song too! but still, that sucks... I would hate it if my boyfriend said that to me... but at least you know he cares about you because he didn't break up with you...
crownme 0
Wow your bf is a genius, that's the perfect reponse!
Tehalon 0
#8, its the other way around, the woman should say it first :P And if she doesn't then you got a fuckbuddy :D