Today, I was riding on my bike when a guy on the street shouted, "I LOVE YOU!" at me. I recently told my boyfriend I loved him, and his response was, "I don't love you but I won't treat you any differently." Perverts on the street love me, but my boyfriend doesn't. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML
Today, my boyfriend wanted to tell me how much he loves me. He said a lot of wonderful things, such as not being able to live without me and hoping that I would want to live with him and marry him someday. He ended his loving speech with his ex-girlfriend's name instead of mine. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he loves me. Instead of saying it back, I had a panic attack. FML
Today, at a bus stop my friend told me that he loved me. I, reacting on impulse, told him how long I've wanted to hear him say that, and kissed him. Then I realised the look on his face. Turns out he'd said 'I need new shoes' not 'I love you.' FML
Today, I was downtown with my boyfriend around Noon when we walked past a few guys who shouted out to me "You're the most beautiful girl we've seen all day". My boyfriend's response was "It's still early." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. His response? "Is that why you have been so clingy and annoying lately?" FML
Today, while out with my boyfriend, I gave a beggar some cash, who then smiled at me and said to my boyfriend, "You have a beautiful little lady, take good care of her." Flattered, I hoped my boyfriend would agree with the compliment. He turned and said, "Hear that? He said you were little." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I loved him. Being dumped wasn't the reaction I was expecting. FML
Today, I was on the phone with my best guy friend, who I have loved for years. I was talking about school and all of a sudden he said, "I love you." I flipped out saying, "Oh my god, oh my god. I love you too!" He responded with, "What?" He was talking to his mom, who was walking out the door. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he loved me for the first time in a way I'll never forget. In fact, his exact words were, "You're not the only one that I love." FML
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mehwhateverr 0
The person on the street was just a random crazy and your boyfriend doesn't have to love you. In fact, what bothers me the most is when people say "I love you" just because they're in a relationship... even if they aren't really in love. #1, her boyfriend isn't an ass for telling the truth. AND he said he won't treat her any differently. He sounds like a gem.
crownme 0
Wow your bf is a genius, that's the perfect reponse!
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Lebb 0
Somehow this is weird, scary, and a bit funny FYL
kandy971 0
#8 is it a kind of joke? If not what a stupid advice! Saying that you love somebody should be planified. If you love somebody you should tell him, and if he says he loves you back good for u, if not that's too bad! But what a idioty to think that you should wait for the other to say it first! If he feels the same you will just be two fools waiting for each other to say the magic word. What a waste of time. I think that the fact her boyfriend say he doesn't love her, doesn't mean he won't ever love her or he doesn't have feelings for her! I suppose if he's still with her it's because she means something to him that he doesn't want to call or feel like it is love! People in a couple don't fall in love with each other right away, u need time to get to know each other. Maybe she fell in love to fast, we dont even know how long they've been together. I also think she's a bit a fool to think that the guy on the street was actually in love with her!
CodeMan16 0
okay you are all stupid, my ex-girlfriend broke up with me because I wouldn't tell her I loved her when she said it to me, a guy is allowed to not say it back, especially if they are just sorting out their feelings to see if they really love her, and the guy on the street is just an idiot (trust me I know plenty of guys who would yell out much more radical things) so no the guy is not an ass or any other term that has been used to describe him, he just said his true feelings as of now and I'm sure later on he will say it
jollyholly414 0
Sorry...that's gotta hurt.
whatabouther 0
I agree completely with #2. I hate it when people claim they're 'in love' with their partner just because they're in a relationship. >:
aback 5
Anybody can *say* anything. Actions are what you should pay attention to. Of course, when your boyfriend comes right out and says he doesn't love you, maybe it's time to start looking for a new boyfriend.
Puolukka 4
#24 Technically you're right with what you're saying...if guys are just "sorting out their feelings to see if they really love her" it's okay to tell the girl you can't say it back YET. But her boyfriend flat out told her that he does NOT love her...and for me that definitely would be the end of that relationship. Why would I waste my time on something knowing that it might never turn into anything more, such as a deep longterm relationship and maybe marriage someday (assuming of course that that's what the OP wants...) Sure she could wait it out...but why would I wait around hoping that someone might finally fall in love with me someday when I could also meet someone else instead.... I was with my ex for over 3 years and he still wasn't sure whether he actually loves me...so I left him...now I'm happily married to someone else...
dancing_bear 0
"I don't love you, but I won't treat you any differently"? Hmm, he's honest, yeah, but am I the only one who thinks that's kind of a harsh way of putting it? OP, if you don't like it, leave him. But if you don't leave him, you can't go around whingeing about it the whole time.
Jwolfe 0
I fully agree with number 2
Incoldolesences 0
LOL. Well, look at the bright side, at least you're still loved by someone rather then no one at all