Today, I was riding my long board. A few feet from me an attractive girl was riding one too, in the same direction. We made eye contact right as I slammed into a light pole. She then fell because she was laughing so hard. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while riding to the skate park, I noticed a gorgeous blonde walking towards me. She gave me a smile as I passed so I turned and looked behind me to get a second glance. I rode my BMX straight into a light pole in front of a pub patio full of people. She saw it all. FML
Today, I was riding my bike down a hill and noticed a pretty girl sitting at the bus stop. I guess I was staring pretty hard, because the next thing I knew, I was swerving off the road and smashing into a tree. She laughed at me. FML
Today, I was texting while riding my bike (yes, I know, terrible idea). I crashed right into a lamppost, and, even worse, a woman walking by laughed and asked, "Did you just text yourself into that pole?" I just laid there hoping for the ground to swallow me up. FML
Today, I was walking down the street with my friend, one I walk down every day, and I saw a really cute guy nearby. I felt like I looked better than usual, so I turned my head to offer a smile, and walked right into a pole. The impact was strong enough to send me falling to the floor. FML
Today, my crush and I went longboarding, because she’s into it and I told her I was too. I’d never set foot on a longboard, but I figured I’d wing it and pray for the best. Long story short, I ended up with a broken arm and a concussion. Bad decisions, man. They suck. FML
Today, I was riding my bike home from the store. Wanting to impress some passers-by, I tried to do a trick on a sharp turn. I hit a pole with my balls. As I was lying on the ground in agony, a guy pulled over, took a picture, and took off laughing. FML
Today, I got lunch with a girl I really like. On the way, for some idiotic reason I decided it would be a good idea to show off by jumping up to high-five the red hand on a traffic sign. I ended up slipping and slamming full-force into the pole. I now have a bruise on my face. FML
Today, I was riding down a hill on my bike, doing a wheelie, when I lost control and started heading towards a woman on the sidewalk. Don't worry, I didn't hit her, the man beside her lunged and shoved my bike so hard that I hit concrete and broke three teeth. He then screamed, "Watch it, punk!" and walked off. FML
Today, a very attractive girl moved in across the road from me. As I was leaving, I noticed she was looking out her window at me. I tried playing it cool, only to end up tripping over my own feet, hands in pocket, and faceplanting the hood of my dad's car. FML
Today, while on my daily jog, I passed a very attractive girl. While passing her, she yelled "hey cutie". Trying to look cool, I tried turning around without stopping. I then fell off the curb and severely sprained my ankle. She caught up to help but was laughing the entire time. FML
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PSQ91 6
You just fell for her.
tuppencej777 0
soul mates?
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Comments (166)
Ugi 27
Sounds like a good ice-breaker. Shame it was a leg-breaker too! Hope it comes to something - it deserves to after that.
longboarder95 0
you should have shouted Marry me thats what I always do when I see a female longboarder ;)
teague95 16
did you make an account with "longboarder" in the name just to comment on this fml?
longboarder95 0
nope I've had this account for about a month and I've longboarded for about 5 years though
Cairo_Sanchez 8
pick yourself and get that #
ViolettaB 5
I think you missed the 'up'
mrahhhhh 21
Thank you OP, you reminded me that it is finally hot enough to go to the beach again here in sunny California. I can't wait to get some swimming in! :D :D
monkeysinatree 6
so jealous! it's pissing down with rain here 24/7, and it's only about 10 degrees too :(
Krista835 5
When I first read it I thought the OP was going to go on about how he tried to impress her, but anyway eye contact is a good first step and you crashing into a pole is a conversation starter I guess :D
vivchar 0
hi
shitslegit 0
guess you guys fell for each other! too lame? haha
saint556 4
sounds stupid, if u were that close to a pole u would have known before looking away for a brief second. YDI OP for being a dumbass.
Angel_Vice 0
...And then you fell in love and lived happily ever after? :D?
MRobvious750 0
Hey the ice is already broken, seriously get your ass up laugh a little at yourself and start talking to her.
aPennyForMyThots 9
yeah i totally agree..i hope OP was smart enough to start a conversation with her after that..
ItWasAllWorthIt 0
At least you got her wet!