Today, I was repainting the walls in my room. While painting, I noticed a dark spot on the wall that wouldn't seem to go away no matter how much paint I put on it. A bucket of paint and hours later, I realized that "dark spot" was a shadow. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I spent the afternoon painting my bedroom and was really pleased with how it turned out. When I moved the furniture back, I noticed a large patch behind the wardrobe I'd missed. The paint shop had closed, and I had no idea which shade I'd used. FML
Today, I spent a long time steam-cleaning a mystery stain on my living room carpet. I turned the light on to get a better look at it, and realized that it was a shadow. FML
Today, I finished painting my living room. I had to leave the house in a rush. When I got home, I found smears of paint all around and the carpet crusted with paint that had dried. My cat had rubbed up against the walls and tracked it around. FML
Today, I painted an area I had carefully sanded, cleaned, and taped off. I pulled a fan out of the closet to help dry it faster. I turned the fan on, and a million dust particles flew off onto the wet paint. FML
Today, it's been over a week since I started painting a mural on my bedroom wall. Turns out, I'm not as artistic as I thought, because my attempt at a serene landscape now looks more like a psychedelic nightmare. FML
Today, while I was showering, a dark object in the shower kept startling me. After about the fourth time jumping, I realized it was my shadow that was scaring me. I am actually literally afraid of my own shadow. FML
Today, after three weeks of hard work, I finally finished painting my room. Apparently my 6-year-old brother thought I wasn't done and that he should help me out. I now have little red handprints all over my white walls. FML
Today, I was fixing some photos for a client. I spent 20 minutes trying to Photoshop an unusual black dot out of a picture. Only then did I discover it was a black dot on my computer screen. FML
Today, I was painting my mom's house, which so far had taken 12 hours over two days. All of a sudden there was a wind storm. All of the leaves stuck to the wet paint. FML
Today, I was painting the bathroom door post. A drop of paint fell on the toilet roll. Guess how I found out. FML
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Top comments
Unstoppable15 0
lol , you most def had a SLOW moment
blahzz 4
Didn't your mom teach you not to paint while high on crystal meth?
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Comments (218)
faithfulangel 0
If "a bucket of paint and hrs later" meant u used a whole bucket of paint on that spot...u need some help.
ishida1235 0
#177 obviously you are a dumb british **** with that comment
girl14 0
it not just the brits who know Americans are dumb we canadians also have figured it out our first clue - so do you have phones? BTW: we invented the telephone
Freeze_fml 17
You really wanna play this game? Do you have a personal computer? BTW: Americans invented the personal computer. Oh shit. Suck on that, bitch. Next time you call 300+ million people dumb, try typing in an intelligent manner.
Beth567 0
I've seen this before, like months ago..
Hikarishimizu 13
Were you high? YDI
HazelBunny 0
would it hurt u if I were to tell you that ur a retard......
Bashley22 0
WTF. op must have either been ****** up, or is blonde
xxtheman15xx 0
Who says it was ops shawdiw.,
olenzo 0
fake and gay
lawlatyourfml 0
wow i've heard some really dumb shit.. but that takes it for first place.
TeeHooligan 0
Lol now you gotta paint the whole room