Today, I was repainting the walls in my room. While painting, I noticed a dark spot on the wall that wouldn't seem to go away no matter how much paint I put on it. A bucket of paint and hours later, I realized that "dark spot" was a shadow. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I spent the afternoon painting my bedroom and was really pleased with how it turned out. When I moved the furniture back, I noticed a large patch behind the wardrobe I'd missed. The paint shop had closed, and I had no idea which shade I'd used. FML
Today, I spent a long time steam-cleaning a mystery stain on my living room carpet. I turned the light on to get a better look at it, and realized that it was a shadow. FML
Today, I finished painting my living room. I had to leave the house in a rush. When I got home, I found smears of paint all around and the carpet crusted with paint that had dried. My cat had rubbed up against the walls and tracked it around. FML
Today, I painted an area I had carefully sanded, cleaned, and taped off. I pulled a fan out of the closet to help dry it faster. I turned the fan on, and a million dust particles flew off onto the wet paint. FML
Today, it's been over a week since I started painting a mural on my bedroom wall. Turns out, I'm not as artistic as I thought, because my attempt at a serene landscape now looks more like a psychedelic nightmare. FML
Today, while I was showering, a dark object in the shower kept startling me. After about the fourth time jumping, I realized it was my shadow that was scaring me. I am actually literally afraid of my own shadow. FML
Today, after three weeks of hard work, I finally finished painting my room. Apparently my 6-year-old brother thought I wasn't done and that he should help me out. I now have little red handprints all over my white walls. FML
Today, I was fixing some photos for a client. I spent 20 minutes trying to Photoshop an unusual black dot out of a picture. Only then did I discover it was a black dot on my computer screen. FML
Today, I was painting my mom's house, which so far had taken 12 hours over two days. All of a sudden there was a wind storm. All of the leaves stuck to the wet paint. FML
Today, I was painting the bathroom door post. A drop of paint fell on the toilet roll. Guess how I found out. FML
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Top comments
Unstoppable15 0
lol , you most def had a SLOW moment
blahzz 4
Didn't your mom teach you not to paint while high on crystal meth?
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Comments (218)
cathyran25 0
wow um yah r u blonde....???? just wondering lol
Lisa89 3
Well, are you an ignorant American??? Just wondering LOL See.. it's stupid to ask such a question. Whether the OP is blonde really has nothing to do with anything at all. Same as asking you if you're American is just as equally as stupid.
JokeMeister 0
You're just DUMB.
nemesisvihkama 0
2 words....... crack head
Destiwana 0
this seems fake. no one could possibly be that stupid.
DaTruth1222 0
you might be retarded
MirrorSoul64 0
glasses much? =P
sk8trzero53 0
are you blonde? how the hell could you not know it was a shadow
sk8trzero53 0
are you blonde? how the hell could you not know it was a shadow.. I call this fake because I seriously can't believe someone is that stupid. ugh stupid anti-flood
heavymetalman1 0
Comment moderated. JK, you must be special :P
crazymunkees 2
Actually guys, if the lighting in the room is bad it's perfectly plausible (but still stupid) that she may not have realised the "dark spot" was a shadow.