Today, I was reassuring my girlfriend that I wasn't cheating on her because I was sneaking around. I'm actually just planning a surprise birthday party for her. During the reassuring, I accidentally called her by another girl's name. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after convincing my now ex-girlfriend that I wasn’t cheating on her with a girl from work the other day, I accidentally called her by her name. They both start with “M”. Hello, single life. FML
Today, at my anniversary party, and in front of all our friends, I accidentally called my husband-to-be by my ex-boyfriend's name. FML
Today, I snuck up on my girlfriend to give her a kiss. Only after I planted a big one did I realize it was not my girlfriend, or even a girl for that matter. FML
Today, I came up with the idea of pranking my girlfriend by telling her that I knew she was cheating on me. She then apologized. FML
Today, it was my girlfriend's birthday. To surprise her, I told her that I was going away on business, and could not be there on her birthday. When I show up at her house to surprise her with a present and cake, she opens the door in her underwear, beside a man in his boxers. She was surprised. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she suspected me of cheating. She thought I was cheating because she caught me sneaking out in the middle of the night. I was sneaking out to plan my proposal to her. FML
Today, I decided to go through my husband's phone to make sure I invited everyone to the surprise party I was planning for him. There were a few I had missed so I called to let them know about it. The last number I called was his girlfriend. FML
Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house at 9am to surprise him on our 1 year anniversary. In the process, I gatecrashed another celebration he was having with his second girlfriend. FML
Today, for some reason that is unknown to me, I accidentally referred to my girlfriend as "my ex-girlfriend." To her face. Needless to say, my statement became true afterwards. FML
Today, I made up a lie to my girlfriend so I could go to a club with my friends. My girlfriend told me that she was going to stay in and watch a movie. Guess who I shockingly ran into at the club, with her girlfriends? FML
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NoMore_CoolNames 14
You're in deep doo doo OP.
jw90 18
Well that doesn't help your case much.
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Comments (74)
riddlez19 7
I do believe you done goofed
bdekker 12
That really sucks:(
worldclassrager 41
Your screwed...hope things get resolved...and the birthday party goes well
ShakeDisPlace 10
Did you get bitch slapped OP?
blankjack 6
I hope her bday is tomorrow, because your life expectancy just hit rock bottom!
buddy51 23
OP- It seems you're convicted of being a cheating spunk-weasel either way....
thatnucca 36
You seem like a none crafty good dude... The bad ones would have made it through that fumble without breaking a sweat.. I hope she sees that and let's it go...
azwethinkweiz87 11
Fuuuuuck! That was a _really_ bad mistake. Did you call her by an ex gfs name or how did you manage to make that slip? Maybe the party will fix things... eek.
Goblin182 27
Dead man walking.
Eivana 37
Seeing as you were already discussing this, you should've been paying more attention to what you were saying.