Today, I was reassuring my girlfriend that I wasn't cheating on her because I was sneaking around. I'm actually just planning a surprise birthday party for her. During the reassuring, I accidentally called her by another girl's name. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after convincing my now ex-girlfriend that I wasn’t cheating on her with a girl from work the other day, I accidentally called her by her name. They both start with “M”. Hello, single life. FML
Today, at my anniversary party, and in front of all our friends, I accidentally called my husband-to-be by my ex-boyfriend's name. FML
Today, I snuck up on my girlfriend to give her a kiss. Only after I planted a big one did I realize it was not my girlfriend, or even a girl for that matter. FML
Today, I came up with the idea of pranking my girlfriend by telling her that I knew she was cheating on me. She then apologized. FML
Today, it was my girlfriend's birthday. To surprise her, I told her that I was going away on business, and could not be there on her birthday. When I show up at her house to surprise her with a present and cake, she opens the door in her underwear, beside a man in his boxers. She was surprised. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she suspected me of cheating. She thought I was cheating because she caught me sneaking out in the middle of the night. I was sneaking out to plan my proposal to her. FML
Today, I decided to go through my husband's phone to make sure I invited everyone to the surprise party I was planning for him. There were a few I had missed so I called to let them know about it. The last number I called was his girlfriend. FML
Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house at 9am to surprise him on our 1 year anniversary. In the process, I gatecrashed another celebration he was having with his second girlfriend. FML
Today, for some reason that is unknown to me, I accidentally referred to my girlfriend as "my ex-girlfriend." To her face. Needless to say, my statement became true afterwards. FML
Today, I made up a lie to my girlfriend so I could go to a club with my friends. My girlfriend told me that she was going to stay in and watch a movie. Guess who I shockingly ran into at the club, with her girlfriends? FML
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NoMore_CoolNames 14
You're in deep doo doo OP.
jw90 18
Well that doesn't help your case much.
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Comments (74)
biggestfan23 11
You fail
shadowfighter10 9
I was going to let you borrow my shovel, but it looks like you already got one
Bano360 25
Just don't call her Rachel at the wedding (if you do get married some day).
Coeliacchic93 21
What if his girlfriend's name is Rachel? O.o
awkward611 26
I'm sorry but how do you make that mistake...
Bano360 25
Let's say he could be organising it with her friends (some more than likely girls). Then while you're organising it, you're thinking of what the girls may have asked you to do. Their names will be in your head and when the girlfriend confronted OP he panicked and said another name.
samaraperez 7
true
awkward611 26
I can understand that I just hope she can too...
AGB10 19
Oops..There's a reason why many women hate surprises. Looks like you just exemplified that statement..
AGB10 19
Warning: if you make it thru together to the birthday party..please say the right name while singing happy birthday!
pedinhuh 23
Well, you're screwed up man, better tell her about the party now.
Alihb 16
My problem is, you never actually clarified whether you ARE cheating or not
MissMellyMay 7
I think that's pretty obvious with OP saying he was reassuring his girlfriend he wasn't, that he wasn't cheating. Or do you only pick up on things if the FML says them?
starile 20
"... she later caught me at the birthday party making out with the girl whose name I said. FML"
Alihb 16
Yes, it is. But it wasn't clearly stated
CharresBarkrey 16
It is clearly stated. "I'm actually just..." Is pretty clear that he isn't cheating.
BigJoeZD 16
Mistake. Thumb me to oblivion!
samaraperez 7
after the party explain everything. if she really loves u she' ll understand
tehdarkness 21
Not very sneaky are you?
Smoldering 15
But here's the thing, when women get suspicious about anything, wether or not it's true or not, we tend to overanalyze everything and investigate. We can't let it rest until we "know". (I am not stating all women do this, just some)