Today, I was really excited to be observing my first autopsy for my forensics class. Apparently so was the guy behind me. He barfed up ramen noodles all over my hair and back. I couldn't leave the room to clean up. For two hours. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had to sit through chemistry class watching the kid in front of me slowly peel off the scabs on his arms, examine them, and then eat them. For an hour. FML
Today, as I was teaching my 10th grade biology honors class, a student came in with a dead frog and asked if we could dissect it. He tried to toss it to me and missed, so it landed in a girl's lap. She threw up all over me. FML
Today, we had a test in history. My best friend, who was sitting right behind me, had forgotten about it and put his finger in his throat to vomit. It sprayed all over his desk, his pants, and the entirety of my back. FML
Today, I was at my job as a dental assistant and I was told to take an X-ray of a woman's teeth. As soon as I put the foam piece into her mouth, she projectile-vomited all over me and the floor. I had just started my 5-hour shift. FML
Today, at work, I watched a man throw up in his hands, dump the contents on his plate, then eat the things it "didn't touch." I had to wash his plate. FML
Today, I was teaching my microbiology lab class as a graduate TA. Some dumbass frat boy dared his friend to drink a tube of E. coli and the idiot did it. Now everything in the lab is contaminated with vomit. FML
Today, I arrived in my dorm at 3 am to find my roommate passed out and a nauseating stench. While I was gone, he got drunk and puked all over the walls, carpet, and both beds. His inebriated attempt to clean up the mess consisted of smearing his vomit everywhere with my shower robe. FML
Today, I started feeling sick to my stomach. I tried to soothe it with some Ramen, which helped for a while. Later on, I felt worse and threw up the soup. Noodles came out of my nose. FML
Today, at my job serving, I went to clear the plates when a guy said, "Hold on a second." Thinking he wasn't quite finished, I went to put the plate back. He then reached into his mouth, pulled out a dark brown object and threw it on the plate. It was a rotten tooth. I almost puked. FML
Today, I threw up in bio when we dissected cow hearts. Guess that rules out my childhood passion as a possible career. FML
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Top comments
frivolous 0
I hear ramen noodles is good shampoo.
perdix 31
You are confused. Ramen noodles are good hair extensions.
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Comments (115)
blackirish44 0
Dumb. It's college, you're an adult. You could have left if you wanted.
MadaZer0 8
What...
MadaZer0 8
Stop lurking!!!
ohnoesnotagain 0
Look on the brightside.....it probably smelled really bad anywayse :D
MidgetMonster 0
I think he was aiming for you
Sekococo 0
Chines food and dead bodies is a great combination. I bet the person recongize something they ate that looks fimilair to the class project. ;) " omg i just ate some fingers *vomit sounds*"
MermaidSongXOXO 6
Ramen is Japanese.
xhalighx 0
Actually, ramen originated in China but was brought to Japan, like a lot of other things, in the country's early years after some scouts got back to tell how spiffy China was. As much as I love Japan and its culture, it's kind of an America-esque melting pot. But they do put their own beautiful twist on it.
Sekococo 0
mermaid and madarzero i like the way you guys think :).
stinkytruck 0
yeah right. they wouldn't let you leave with puke everywhere....sure you big bullshitter
perdix 31
Did you smell worse than the corpse?
WONDERWB 2
Bet it smelled better than the decomp coming from the dead body.