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Cian_1 Cholsey, United Kingdom

Today, I was quite drunk so I decided to take a piss kneeling down, so I wouldn't miss. I dropped the toilet seat on my little soldier. FML

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What else am I to call something that keeps saluting me? ;D

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It's funny how you call it small

Try sitting next time.

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So, you're publicly admitting that you have a small penis......

so you're little sausage was hurt

Just as bad as getting it caught in a zipper.

That's what you Get men don't piss sitting down we ain't women

Nederlander95 14

If you're so drunk it's a concern, wouldn't sitting be your best course of action?

YDI solely because you referred to your penis as a "little soldier."

Highlight the word "little"

Son of a Nutcracker!!

numberswoman 14

Just sit down!!!

Any male who calls their dick their "little soldier" deserves to have that happen to them.