Cian_1
Cholsey, United Kingdom
Today, I was quite drunk so I decided to take a piss kneeling down, so I wouldn't miss. I dropped the toilet seat on my little soldier. FML
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Dmc169 9
It's funny how you call it small
annie_nk 23
Try sitting next time.
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GrandmasterTits 3
Dude, don't call your penis your "little soldier". That just sounds weird.
smokecloud_ 37
says the grandmaster of ****
royal_chanel 3
you deserved bit....only because you said "my little soldier" smh
graceinsheepwear 34
Collateral damage.
zachmeirer 2
the feels op
jannatanelle 5
I dont know why everyone hates your nickmame. I love it! and I wouldn't assume it means he working with nothing it's those that are humble that typically have the most to brag about.
buckdharma 38
"My dick, medic, my dick, medic!"
BreadmanToaster 5
Яд вдул ядов удальца дружат желудков?
EvilLittleMan 23
One little soldier is now one little flat soldier.
lifesacircus 8
just. made. my. day.
AKAR2521 4
another reason why alcohol is stupid.
momsquared 10
Alcohol is the nectar of the gods. It is not bad, stupid people are bad. Stay in Arkansas.