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Cian_1 Cholsey, United Kingdom

Today, I was quite drunk so I decided to take a piss kneeling down, so I wouldn't miss. I dropped the toilet seat on my little soldier. FML

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Cian_1 28

What else am I to call something that keeps saluting me? ;D

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Dmc169 9

It's funny how you call it small

annie_nk 23

Try sitting next time.

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doodlecloud 27

At least you tried OP! Many people would've just pissed everywhere. Hope you feel better soon, hopefully the alcohol blocked out some of the worst pain..

crackpotL 33

I bet that made you miss a lot more.

ZY1431 24

yea I did that once. never again hah.

UsernameTaken14 18

Please don't call it a "soldier"... OMG

cheshirecat13242 32

That's one of the hazards of pissing while piss drunk. Call it collateral damage & get another drink :-D

4x4kid 7

somebody call the wahbalance

Folly_fml 12

No soldier left behind.

renjisgirl12 22

Points for trying!!