Cian_1
Cholsey, United Kingdom
Today, I was quite drunk so I decided to take a piss kneeling down, so I wouldn't miss. I dropped the toilet seat on my little soldier. FML
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Dmc169 9
It's funny how you call it small
annie_nk 23
Try sitting next time.
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perdix 31
Don't you think the guillotine is a little brutal for a court martial? I guess exceptions could be made for treason or desertion ;)
Zebediabolical 45
Or if the little soldier refuses to stand at attention!
martin8337 36
At least he didn't get the frank and the beans stuck in the zipper. Or worse yet, the beans on top of the frank.
Cian_1 28
That has happened to me before, too! Although that was many years ago, the pain is still branded in my memory... I have an unlucky penis. :P
vikky538 29
lol...funny.. it happens...
curt194 10
Why didn't you just sit on the toilet? =/ YDI
MzZombicidal 36
Maybe because he was extremely drunk?
JMichael 26
At least it wasn't the windowsill this time Quagmire.
ahh_rats 15
It's called a tree or a bush! Lesson learned
KasiaLilith 13
I think kneeling down in front of the toilet would be much harder than just sitting on it.. on the bright side, if your soldier got swollen, at least it's not little anymore!
MidnaLink 35
Well, at least you were thinking. You could've just sat down, but you were thinking.
Nacker323 4
just piss in the shower next time. you couldn't possibly miss and no slamming toilet seats.
archertheo 15
Should of sat...