Cian_1
Cholsey, United Kingdom
Today, I was quite drunk so I decided to take a piss kneeling down, so I wouldn't miss. I dropped the toilet seat on my little soldier. FML
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Dmc169 9
It's funny how you call it small
annie_nk 23
Try sitting next time.
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Roo79 1
Lol!! Was he a bigger soldier before? Maybe sit next time
Muttley9 13
DUH! Next time we sit instead of kneeling at the front. Kneeling at the front is only for praying to the Great God Ralph.... you grasp the offering bowl firmly, say His name and deposit your offerings :)
panpan923 5
You must've been piss drunk : )
Ray_of_midnight 23
You could have just sat down. If you're that drunk I think masculine dignity can go right out the window.
destiny2888 6
Ouch !
sdroze1389 31
what kind of psycho calls his **** little soldier?
russiannick29 4
Ow
Mabonga 12
at least it has a profession
brooklynbby 2
Maybe you should have had another solider help you...
AgentPlatypus73 8
Any story that starts with "I was drunk" gets an immediate "you deserved it" from me. I'm not against drinking, but you have to know that drinking will make you stupid.