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Cian_1 Cholsey, United Kingdom

Today, I was quite drunk so I decided to take a piss kneeling down, so I wouldn't miss. I dropped the toilet seat on my little soldier. FML

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What else am I to call something that keeps saluting me? ;D

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It's funny how you call it small

Try sitting next time.

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Why didn't you just sit down on the seat like you were taking a dump? That would've solved this issue AND been much easier for you lol.

fragmen52 18

ydi for not just sitting down

"Little soldier." That's a great name for your womb raider. Lol