Today, I was putting my horse away into her pasture, when I slipped in the mud. In a haisty attempt to support myself, I grabbed the electric fence in on hand, and my horse with the other. The shock from the fence traveled through me to her, sending her running and leaving me with 2 broken teeth. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while letting horses out to switch pasture, one ran at me, sending me through the electric fence and into a mud puddle. Wrapped in electric fence, I sat in that electric mud puddle, screaming every time it shocked me. Help arrived, once they'd had a good long laugh. FML
Today, I broke my wrist when I got into a disagreement with a horse. FML
Today, I was leaning over a fence in a pasture to get a closer look at something. Nobody warned my nuts that it was an electric fence. FML
Today, our electric horse fence broke. I turned it off so I could fix it. As I was grabbing the fence, my brother thought it would be hilarious to turn the fence back on. FML
Today, while riding a massive draft horse, the horse thought it would be fun to walk under a very low apple tree that sat level with his back. A branch hit me and made me fall off onto a coil of barbed wire, twisting my ankle in the process. FML
Today, I was riding a new horse when a lawnmower starting up spooked her. She jumped straight up in the air and I landed directly on the saddle horn. I can't walk or feel anything between my legs. FML
Today, I was riding my bike to the local grocery store to pick up some supplies for dinner. On the way down, traveling down a hill, I hit a drain with no lid. I went to grab hold of the nearest object to soften my fall. That nearest object was a barbed wire fence. FML
Today, my dogs broke through our electric fence, one of whom managed to get his collar off. I picked it up and, without thinking, went across the fence line. I screamed like a chihuahua being run over by a bulldozer. FML
Today, I was sitting on a fence watching a friend play soccer. He accidentally kicked the ball at my face and made me fall off the fence into mud. I laughed it off and got back on the fence. Two seconds later he did the same exact thing. I fell wrong and slammed my face into the fence. Pain. FML
Today, my idiot horse decided to grab a mouthful of stinging nettles while I was riding him. He panicked at the burning sensation in his mouth and bucked me off. Don't worry, though, my fall was cushioned, by the nettles. FML
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xiamcanadianx 0
I've done that before (minus the broken teeth). And anybody who is ignorant enough to think that electric fences are cruel, think again. They prevent the horses from ploughing through the wooden fence which often causes serious and sometimes fatal damage. The electric fence is only a small shock (like a static shock) and they rarely touch it. It protects them from serious injury. Accidents happen people, chill out.
Twinklestar 0
That's a pretty major FYL. Electrocuted and kicked in the teeth by a horse. And probably muddied. Ouch =(
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Comments (161)
kellycormi 0
hahahah, i love how when i first read this i thought it was a dirty joke.
popnfresh4 0
ab definition=low body fat nothing else
tampon_girls 0
YOU SPELLED HASTY WRONG, RETARD!
Joeboy777 0
Wow.... Really??????
iFruit 0
That's what you get for spelling hasty wrong!
sbarre1 0
I did something very similar the other day and zapped one of the colts at my barn on the nose. I think he thought I was a witch. Poor thing. Lol
ohgoodness4 0
aw. thats sucks..but i have two fake teeth that i have to take out when i eat. youre teeth will be fixed and look fine
9k5 0
Haisty?
great_lawl 0
HASTY NOT HAISTY, retard
DinosAndAliens22 18
Jesus Christ. Can we try using spell check next time?
9k5 0
Eh isn't a different word. o-o
busted_love 0
hahahahhaha i love that ignorance is so aparent here. it was mispelled, its not like canadians have an entire different vocabulary. and the majority of people i know (and yes, i am from canada) i've never even heard use the word eh? people say all the time how stereotypes are retarted, well way to go, you've stereotyped everyone in canada. i could say that everyone in america carries a gun, or people in alaska live in igloos with polar bears. maybe... in australia.... kids get to ride kangaroos! :O dont be an idiot
alewiina 0
"eh" isn't a different word, numb nuts. Have you never heard the British or Aussies say 'eh'? Britains actually say it a lot more than Canadians. I really ******* hate that stereotype. No one I know ever says it, and the stereotype makes us sound like idiots.
v1knownaz_chris 0
eh? lol we certainly do use 'eh' or any other slang we can make up a lot xD (btw i'm from england)