Today, I was putting a wooden shelf into my new TV stand. Right before I put it in, I rested it on my leg. I then realized that the wood was of poor quality, and it gave me splinters. Now, I can't remove the splinters, because I can't find their exact location under my really hairy legs. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I now know how it feels to have a splinter of wood hammered a full inch underneath your fingernail. FML
Today, I shaved my legs for the first time in three weeks. It took half an hour, three disposable razors, and I cut my legs up so badly they look worse then they did when they were hairy. FML
Today, while cleaning a carpet in my house, something in it sliced my foot. I couldn't find what it was, so I went to clean the wound. 10 minutes later, I sliced my foot again on the same thing. I still can't figure out what it was. FML
Today, I ran a hand down my freshly shaven leg to appreciate the smoothness, only to come up with a hand covered in blood. FML
Today, I was in a rush to get ready for work so I quickly shaved my legs. In my haste, I accidentally nicked myself in a very sensitive area and had to spend the day simmering in discomfort and checking my crotch every so often to make I wasn't bleeding through my pants. FML
Today, I accidentally cut myself with a razor blade on my toe. Not only does it sting really badly, but it reinforces the fact that I have abnormally hairy toes that need to be shaved. FML
Today, I had to remove a splinter from one of my roommates. This would have been better if the splinter wasn't deeply lodged in their asscheek. FML
Today, I had an unbearable itch on my foot that I could not make go away with my nails, so I grabbed the stapler in my drawer to scratch it with. Bad idea. FML
Today, I shaved my legs. It's been so long since I've shaved that my razor broke. FML
Today, I decided to conquer my fear of blades, and tried shaving my legs with a razor. I sat on the side of my bathtub and wet my legs, but some of the water splashed. I slipped on it and fell back, hitting my head on the tile wall and slicing my leg open at the same time. FML
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ericBZ 0
in n out! my wood is of high quality.
JMWHS 0
some guys are just hairy. and for those saying he should shave or wax: no. guys aren't supposed to shave or wax their legs.
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Comments (88)
Meru 0
I read this entire FML sexually. Just sayin.
IslandLove 0
use some Nair or veet then wash it off and find the splinters
mapleali 0
it's called shaving and I thought u were a girl at first
EmmyGrangerDC 0
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha funny
akaOtter 1
perhaps the point should be raised that he should have sanded the shelf. if he got splinters from it just sitting on his leg, it would be worse putting thongs in and off. or, maybe buy a tv stand that comes with a shelf. obviously carpentry isn't your strong skill.
akaOtter 1
I swear I put things, not thongs - but if he keeps his thongs there, you really don't want them catching a bit of sliver before putting them on.
FarSide 23
Simple solution. Wait until they get infected. When they turn red and pus filled, they will be easy to spot. Then you can pop them and dig out the splinters.
hazelkee 0
put salamia all over your legs. :) it helps get splinters out
lillylove_fml 6
GUYS ARE SUPPOSED TO SHAVE THEIR LEGS!!!!!
jawjuhh 6
You are strange. :|
tategibson 0
"Right before I put it in, I rested it on my leg." haha that's what she said XD
musicislife731 0
I'm Greek. I know the feeling, but I'm a girl. Us Mediterraneans are hairy!