Today, I was putting a wooden shelf into my new TV stand. Right before I put it in, I rested it on my leg. I then realized that the wood was of poor quality, and it gave me splinters. Now, I can't remove the splinters, because I can't find their exact location under my really hairy legs. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I now know how it feels to have a splinter of wood hammered a full inch underneath your fingernail. FML
Today, I shaved my legs for the first time in three weeks. It took half an hour, three disposable razors, and I cut my legs up so badly they look worse then they did when they were hairy. FML
Today, while cleaning a carpet in my house, something in it sliced my foot. I couldn't find what it was, so I went to clean the wound. 10 minutes later, I sliced my foot again on the same thing. I still can't figure out what it was. FML
Today, I ran a hand down my freshly shaven leg to appreciate the smoothness, only to come up with a hand covered in blood. FML
Today, I was in a rush to get ready for work so I quickly shaved my legs. In my haste, I accidentally nicked myself in a very sensitive area and had to spend the day simmering in discomfort and checking my crotch every so often to make I wasn't bleeding through my pants. FML
Today, I accidentally cut myself with a razor blade on my toe. Not only does it sting really badly, but it reinforces the fact that I have abnormally hairy toes that need to be shaved. FML
Today, I had to remove a splinter from one of my roommates. This would have been better if the splinter wasn't deeply lodged in their asscheek. FML
Today, I had an unbearable itch on my foot that I could not make go away with my nails, so I grabbed the stapler in my drawer to scratch it with. Bad idea. FML
Today, I shaved my legs. It's been so long since I've shaved that my razor broke. FML
Today, I decided to conquer my fear of blades, and tried shaving my legs with a razor. I sat on the side of my bathtub and wet my legs, but some of the water splashed. I slipped on it and fell back, hitting my head on the tile wall and slicing my leg open at the same time. FML
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ericBZ 0
in n out! my wood is of high quality.
JMWHS 0
some guys are just hairy. and for those saying he should shave or wax: no. guys aren't supposed to shave or wax their legs.
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DatingScaresMe 2
You may even consider seeing a doctor if there are a frightening amount...
Kalskal 0
Love #15's approach. Just rub some gasoline and sandpaper it out, be sure to use the coarse shit too. Nair works wonders in situations like this. NOTE: If you shave you legs it will grow back bigger and way thicker then before. So either Nair it or use some clippers.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Actually, the thicker/darker thing is a myth. The hair may look that way, but that's just because shaving makes a blunt cut on the hair, and the same hair just grows out longer, like mown grass. Naturally lost (or waxed/tweezed) hairs grow back as a new, tapered hair, thus looking thinner and lighter. Gradients of color in the individual hair may also make a hair cut off mid-shaft look darker during further growth. When a large patch of often-shaven hair, like pits or facial hair, look darker than before you started shaving, it's just a change your body would have made regardless of the shaving. http://www.snopes.com/oldwives/hairgrow.asp If you're more inclined to believe a medical site: http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/hair-removal/an00638
jeremybrnsred 0
Shave your legs, brahh
love0128 5
Just shave your legs! Duhhhh!!
luv4music987 0
atleast your not a girl! that would be gross
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Good thing you're not a female with legs that hairy. This sucks I admit but still, why did you put it on your leg? Ouch.
Seabeast1000 4
it's called a shaver, lol
chloe2114 4
actually it's called a razor...
DynamicDave 11
Haha if you get rid of the first sentence this fml sounds a LOT different!
sunshinelady 0
I really hope you're a dude.
eriinbaby 0
I just HOPE this is a boy?