Today, I was pulled over for speeding. When the police officer approached me and asked for license and registration, I accidentally gave him my fake I.D. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got pulled over for going a few miles per hour over the speed limit. The cop asked for my license and registration. I happened to look down at my wallet while he was processing everything and saw my license in my wallet. I gave the cop my fake I.D. FML
Today, of the two IDs I possess, I handed the cop that pulled me over the fake one. FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding. After the cop asked for my license, he started laughing when he saw my picture. FML
Today, I got pulled over by a cop car. As I was fumbling for my license and registration, I handed the officer a half-empty bag of Doritos I’d forgotten was in my glove box. He thought I was trying to bribe him. FML
Today, I was smoking while driving. A cop pulled me over and asked if I knew what I did wrong. I thought he could smell the tobacco, so I decided to just admit it. As it turns out, I was going well over the speed limit. FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding. I tried to make a joke to ease the tension and said, "I’m just trying to keep up with the traffic!" The officer looked around at the empty road and said, "What traffic? Are you under the influence? HANDS ON THE WHEEL!" It went downhill from there. FML
Today, I was pulled over for a DWI. The police officer was drunk. FML
Today, I accidentally rear-ended an undercover police car. FML
Today, I was pulled over by a cop. He asked for my license and registration, so I reached for my center console. I was then greeted with a gun to my ear because my coffee cup supposedly looked like a gun. I stepped out of my car to apologize, and I was hit with a big stick. FML
Today, I got pulled by a cop because I forgot to put my registration sticker on. I get nervous around authority and have nervous shakes. I ripped the registration sticker 3 times trying to put it on. The cop then gave me a ticket for "Improper Equipment". FML
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maddybee111 0
smart.
stkeepsitreal 0
haha iv done that but my fake is the same pic and same info on it, the only thing different is the year i was born, i hella got away with it thank god! Giggidy giggidy!
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Comments (131)
dead14eternity 0
I love the fools think you want a fake ID to drive and not to drink. "why have a fake ID when you have a real one" bet they 13 years old.
apastry 6
This is excellent.
theswarm666x 1
loser. i mean how sad it is that you have a fake ID. you really do deserve it. to all the sad little kiddies that says "everyone has one or had one" i've never had one or ever found the need for one. i've got to drink and do what i wanted with out it. if not being of age is seriously effecting your life you should really go home and rethink what you are doing.
CBeans37 0
i always think im gonna do that hahaha
BIGGYCLEEBS 0
u suck bum
aqualight_fml 0
that happened to me. only i was trying to get on a train paying the under 18 fare (i was 16 at the time), and the ticket inspector refused to believe it was fake. that's the only time it's ever worked as well. haha. FML
aqualight_fml 0
and #84 what exactly is wrong with having a fake id? kind of necessary for the pub and booze in general :D maybe you should come to england.
latuka 0
OP you def pulled a "holy shit" outta my mouth. lol
captainmaharet 1
YDI, dumbass.
cxal_fml 0
Only idiots who are too much of a social loser to know how to have real fun need fake id's so you deserve this 1,000 times over. Hope you enjoy your time in jail - and the next 5 years without a license :D