Today, I was pulled over for speeding. When the police officer approached me and asked for license and registration, I accidentally gave him my fake I.D. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got pulled over for going a few miles per hour over the speed limit. The cop asked for my license and registration. I happened to look down at my wallet while he was processing everything and saw my license in my wallet. I gave the cop my fake I.D. FML
Today, of the two IDs I possess, I handed the cop that pulled me over the fake one. FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding. After the cop asked for my license, he started laughing when he saw my picture. FML
Today, I got pulled over by a cop car. As I was fumbling for my license and registration, I handed the officer a half-empty bag of Doritos I’d forgotten was in my glove box. He thought I was trying to bribe him. FML
Today, I was smoking while driving. A cop pulled me over and asked if I knew what I did wrong. I thought he could smell the tobacco, so I decided to just admit it. As it turns out, I was going well over the speed limit. FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding. I tried to make a joke to ease the tension and said, "I’m just trying to keep up with the traffic!" The officer looked around at the empty road and said, "What traffic? Are you under the influence? HANDS ON THE WHEEL!" It went downhill from there. FML
Today, I was pulled over for a DWI. The police officer was drunk. FML
Today, I accidentally rear-ended an undercover police car. FML
Today, I was pulled over by a cop. He asked for my license and registration, so I reached for my center console. I was then greeted with a gun to my ear because my coffee cup supposedly looked like a gun. I stepped out of my car to apologize, and I was hit with a big stick. FML
Today, I got pulled by a cop because I forgot to put my registration sticker on. I get nervous around authority and have nervous shakes. I ripped the registration sticker 3 times trying to put it on. The cop then gave me a ticket for "Improper Equipment". FML
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maddybee111 0
smart.
stkeepsitreal 0
haha iv done that but my fake is the same pic and same info on it, the only thing different is the year i was born, i hella got away with it thank god! Giggidy giggidy!
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Comments (131)
yes_yes_yes 0
You don't need one anyway :P BE a KID WHILE you're a KID. There are tons of things to do sober and have more fun than drunk:P ....FOOL!
bonkey9 0
Okay so there are way better FMLs then "a cop got my fake id" woopdog no one cares.
alex_vik 1
Why have a fake ID when you've got a real one? And YDI for having a fake ID.
Ender_ 0
FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIL
NeverBAckDown_fml 0
ALRIGHT THAT MADE MY DAY XD U FAILED BTW LOL
blahdsflksfd 0
You should be put in jail for having a fake ID in the first place, let alone the things I image you do with it...
satanicminnow1 1
YDI for committing a felony. dumbshit.
suicidekings 0
#31 - you know, there's a cure for ignorance like yours. It's called suicide. I'll write you a prescription.
elloelle 0
le po-po can...le suck it.
suicidekings 0
wow, sorry, definitely meant #30. mattiscool.