Today, I was pulled over for speeding. When the police officer approached me and asked for license and registration, I accidentally gave him my fake I.D. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got pulled over for going a few miles per hour over the speed limit. The cop asked for my license and registration. I happened to look down at my wallet while he was processing everything and saw my license in my wallet. I gave the cop my fake I.D. FML
Today, of the two IDs I possess, I handed the cop that pulled me over the fake one. FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding. After the cop asked for my license, he started laughing when he saw my picture. FML
Today, I got pulled over by a cop car. As I was fumbling for my license and registration, I handed the officer a half-empty bag of Doritos I’d forgotten was in my glove box. He thought I was trying to bribe him. FML
Today, I was smoking while driving. A cop pulled me over and asked if I knew what I did wrong. I thought he could smell the tobacco, so I decided to just admit it. As it turns out, I was going well over the speed limit. FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding. I tried to make a joke to ease the tension and said, "I’m just trying to keep up with the traffic!" The officer looked around at the empty road and said, "What traffic? Are you under the influence? HANDS ON THE WHEEL!" It went downhill from there. FML
Today, I was pulled over for a DWI. The police officer was drunk. FML
Today, I accidentally rear-ended an undercover police car. FML
Today, I was pulled over by a cop. He asked for my license and registration, so I reached for my center console. I was then greeted with a gun to my ear because my coffee cup supposedly looked like a gun. I stepped out of my car to apologize, and I was hit with a big stick. FML
Today, I got pulled by a cop because I forgot to put my registration sticker on. I get nervous around authority and have nervous shakes. I ripped the registration sticker 3 times trying to put it on. The cop then gave me a ticket for "Improper Equipment". FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
maddybee111 0
smart.
stkeepsitreal 0
haha iv done that but my fake is the same pic and same info on it, the only thing different is the year i was born, i hella got away with it thank god! Giggidy giggidy!
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (131)
SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0
I don't understand how someone could say anything other than, "You Deserve It." Seriously...? It's your own fault for /having/ a fake ID in the first place...
SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0
I'm in high school and I don't have a fake ID. Nor do I plan on getting one. ;P
wtfml0715 0
wow faill
koda_fml 0
Why do you have a fake ID if you can drive?
StzaCrack666 18
so you can goto the bar?
SP63_fml 0
YDI Reading your FML once again, it seems to me like you have a legitimate ID as well as a fake. Why keep a fake ID when you have a real one? It seems like only your own stupidity was to blame. This was in no way an "F My Life"
PhilDecker 0
I really feel sorry for you US citizens... In my country the legal drinking age and the age for driving car is the same. So no need for fake ID's here.. Unless you want to buy beer when you are under 18.
swagasaurusrex 10
The legal driving age in the U.S. is 16 and drinking is 21. I'd rather be able to drive earlier than drink alcohol.
mattmag 0
I've seen a girl give both a fake and a real ID to a cop at the same time, when she was being taken away by paramedics for being too drunk. It truly merited a facepalm.
theFLD 0
i'm 18 an have one for 21. I've come close to that a couple times. Keep them in separate slots in ur wallet
mcsnelly 5
you totally deserved it for being a dumbass... and to the people who keep saying practically every hs and college student has a fake? Um..yeah, no they dont. Im in college and i dont and I definitely still go out a lot. And i really only know a few people who do. People just need to wait until their legal, its not that big of a deal!
PaulG10 0
on two occasions ive accidentally given the cop my credit card one of them asked me if i was trying to bribe them.