Today, I was pulled over for speeding. When the police officer approached me and asked for license and registration, I accidentally gave him my fake I.D. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got pulled over for going a few miles per hour over the speed limit. The cop asked for my license and registration. I happened to look down at my wallet while he was processing everything and saw my license in my wallet. I gave the cop my fake I.D. FML
Today, of the two IDs I possess, I handed the cop that pulled me over the fake one. FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding. After the cop asked for my license, he started laughing when he saw my picture. FML
Today, I got pulled over by a cop car. As I was fumbling for my license and registration, I handed the officer a half-empty bag of Doritos I’d forgotten was in my glove box. He thought I was trying to bribe him. FML
Today, I was smoking while driving. A cop pulled me over and asked if I knew what I did wrong. I thought he could smell the tobacco, so I decided to just admit it. As it turns out, I was going well over the speed limit. FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding. I tried to make a joke to ease the tension and said, "I’m just trying to keep up with the traffic!" The officer looked around at the empty road and said, "What traffic? Are you under the influence? HANDS ON THE WHEEL!" It went downhill from there. FML
Today, I was pulled over for a DWI. The police officer was drunk. FML
Today, I accidentally rear-ended an undercover police car. FML
Today, I was pulled over by a cop. He asked for my license and registration, so I reached for my center console. I was then greeted with a gun to my ear because my coffee cup supposedly looked like a gun. I stepped out of my car to apologize, and I was hit with a big stick. FML
Today, I got pulled by a cop because I forgot to put my registration sticker on. I get nervous around authority and have nervous shakes. I ripped the registration sticker 3 times trying to put it on. The cop then gave me a ticket for "Improper Equipment". FML
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maddybee111 0
smart.
stkeepsitreal 0
haha iv done that but my fake is the same pic and same info on it, the only thing different is the year i was born, i hella got away with it thank god! Giggidy giggidy!
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Comments (131)
LilKonvicted 0
lol?
mattiscool 0
#15.... fags are wrong....
poobear 0
yeah seriously why does everyone bitch at you for having a fake id? everyone has one when theyre in high school or at least college unless you live in the library and have no friends. that really sucks, but if the cop was nice you could definitely get away with it. the cops saw mine once (along with some weed) but just laughed it off and gave both back
lyndis_fml 0
Poo bear, a student has to have a fake ID to have friends? That doesn't seem quite accurate. I, for example, go to parties in friends' rooms where there aren't random drunk strangers hitting on me. I don't need a fake, because I can give money to the friend hosting the party and know that they will provide whatever it is I'd use a fake ID to obtain. What I'm saying is, if you have good friends, you don't need a fake ID to get drunk. That said, plenty of people don't even drink, and still have friends.
palmtrees 1
#32 I never had one in college and definitely went out a lot (3-4 times a week) because I live on a campus where the only place to go out is in frats and I've never needed an ID to get drinks. So no, you don't actually need a fake ID to have a social life. And yeah, OP, you deserved that one. If you're going to carry your fake with you, in the same wallet as your real license, while driving, at least be smart enough to tell one from the other.
stkeepsitreal 0
they are all bitchy about having a fake id kuz they never had one in high school and college and didnt have as much fun as we did, all u wuss bags need to quit acting like ur above the ones with fakes kuz ur all just mad were cooler and can go get shit whenever, even though here in vegas everyone has alcohol on them at all times n e way.
shhhhh 0
Ok people stop bashing this kid. is an accident and it proably sucked for him so no need to make it this much worse. i have a fake. and it almost happened to me once. luckily the cop was a good family friend and he gave it back to me and told me to be more careful. its an accident.
waxstigmata 0
35-because he's most likley underage and wants to get into clubs and drink, thats what they're for OP: good job, i would think that if you knew you had a fake ID you would take the proper precautions, i don't feel sorry for you, no one should...
dudeitsdanny 10
That's what you get for carrying it with you. And having one. Wait your turn like the rest of us.
theluckygirl28 8
OP, it sucks for you.... But it was still your fault. Most people have fake ID's, most people aren't dumb enough to confuse them with their licenses. Better luck next time :)