Today, for the second time in a year, I am a victim of bank fraud. All my money was in there, and I move today. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I was robbed while recovering from a robbery. FML
Today, I found that there were charges of almost 2,000 dollars on my bank account. Some asshole in Florida stole my money. I have bills and that was money I saved to buy myself a new car. FML
Today, the bank I use lost 5 billion. FML
Today, after weeks of allowing my parents to borrow money, I got a check for $2000. I took it to the bank only to find out it was fake. FML
Today, I waited until the last minute to do my Christmas shopping. Today, I also discovered that my bank account has been frozen due to suspicious activity. FML
Dust in the wind
Today, I went to withdraw some money out the bank. On a windy day. Next minute, woosh, my money was gone. My last $20. FML
Trust
Today, I had to dump my girlfriend because of tons of trust issues that kept reappearing. Shortly afterwards, my credit card disappeared and I got to experience my first identity theft. All within 24 hours. FML
Today, the police called because someone had turned in my wallet that was stolen. I happily drove home only to find that my house had been robbed and ransacked. FML
Today, it was my second day at my new job as a bank teller. I got locked in the vault while alarms were being tested. I was in there for an hour and none of my coworkers had even noticed that I'd gone missing. Gee, thanks. FML
Gangsta
Today, I went to my local bank after getting an email from them concerning unknown purchases. Four hours later, I was still in police custody. Someone had been using my account to purchase guns and drugs. FML
Top comments
Carl'sRightEye 5
You may want to consider moving banks. But seriously that sucks.
RichardPencil 32
Maybe you can move into the bank vault and keep an eye on your pile of money?
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Carl'sRightEye 5
You may want to consider moving banks. But seriously that sucks.
RichardPencil 32
Maybe you can move into the bank vault and keep an eye on your pile of money?
Donut_Wizard 23
That’s what you get for talking to strangers.
CrazyTrainWreck 19
I guess you won't be breaking the bank anytime soon.
AzrielB 8
That's why I keep all my money in my car's glovebox, no one would think to steal it cuz it's a convertible!
LAUGHINGKOMODO 25
What kind of bank fraud though? Is the bank at fault, or did someone use your info to get your money?
thatslifeiguess7 16
For me it was my ex using my SSN to buy stuff online. his sister even bought a car which in a mix up my car was taken by repo. shes in jail now. go to a credit union. my credit union calls me if anything over 100 bucks is tried. idiot has 5 sisters 3 are idiots. one opened a credit card, finger hut. the other day my credit union called me to ask if I was in a branch trying to take out 300 bucks. nope I was in a different city. next one to go to jail. credit unions watch your credit better. good luck
Bridger Walczynski 12
You may want to consider a new bank. I had my account info taken and 1700$ spent in one day. When I caught it i filed what's known as a dispute, they instantly put the money back in, but if my dispute was proven false they would have removed it again. But 3 months later I got a letter saying the dispute was settled and all my money returned.
zuckerburg 21
Once, cool. Twice? Who the hell are you giving your information to? Did you not learn from the first time? YDI