Today, I had my third threesome with my fiancée and our friend. We are moving in together and I don't know what to do anymore. I can't stop thinking about her lips against mine, or how she feels when we fuck. I wish I had met her first. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my fiancée asked for a threesome. I don't want it. I think I'm now single. FML
Today, I finally got pulled into a threesome with the girl I've loved for years and another friend. She led the interaction with, "You only get to touch her" then, "I just wish [her ex] was here" and finished with, "OK, it's weird with you here, you can just go." FML
Today, I had a threesome with my ex and his female friend. He went down on her almost immediately, which he never did in the 14 months that we dated. FML
Today, I finally convinced my husband of 8 years to partake in a threesome with a guy who works with me, and for whom I have developed feelings. Everything was going well until, in the heat of the moment, my husband started performing oral sex on my colleague. I can't face either of them now. FML
Today, I had threesome with my wife and her best friend. Now my wife is mad at me for sleeping with her best friend. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted me to be her first and last...with plenty of people in between. FML
Today, out of a desire for revenge, I went over and confronted the girl my boyfriend cheated with. Somehow, we ended up in bed together. Worse, she's amazing. I'm now seriously considering asking if we can be a throuple. FML
Today, the guy I've been seeing asked me to have a threesome. With his girlfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend and her best friend came home after a long night. They both hopped into the bed and were very insistent that I join them. I said I felt weird about it and slept on the couch. The next morning, my pissed off girlfriend said that they wanted a threesome but I killed the mood. Fuck, I'm an idiot. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to invite her best friend over for a threesome. This would've been the best day ever, had I not been at work while it was taking place. FML
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Anderling 33
You need to find a way to talk to them. I won't lie, there's a pretty big chance that it'll blow up in your face, but it seems better than just lingering in uncertainty. Maybe you'll luck out and they're up for a three-person relationship, maybe you'll get kicked out, but the guilt will eat you up if you don't
RichardPencil 32
You are stuck with both of them. If you dump your fiancée, the friend is likely to go, too. Marry both of them!
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RichardPencil 32
You are stuck with both of them. If you dump your fiancée, the friend is likely to go, too. Marry both of them!
Anderling 33
You need to find a way to talk to them. I won't lie, there's a pretty big chance that it'll blow up in your face, but it seems better than just lingering in uncertainty. Maybe you'll luck out and they're up for a three-person relationship, maybe you'll get kicked out, but the guilt will eat you up if you don't
Gubbon 17
"I wish I had I met her first"
Justkidding100 41
sounds like you're all just dating anyway? wait for the rush of the new girl to wear off and just enjoy the threesomes? how are you really gonna ruin this for yourself