Today, I was pulled over for going the wrong way on a closed highway. The construction signs pointed me in that direction, and the cop agreed that they should be fixed. Did it stop him from giving me a ticket anyway? Nope. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was going 73 in a 55 on a country road when an oncoming cop passed me. He pulled a U turn. I turned off the main road and took random turns. I got lost, was 30 minutes late to work, and the cop still found me and gave me two tickets. I had to ask him for directions. FML
Today, a cop pulled me over because there was a sign hidden behind a tree that said "No left turn". As I was getting my ticket, I watched as three cars turned left. The cop saw them, laughed, and said, "I guess you're the unlucky one." FML
Today, I learned that making an illegal U-turn right after you see a cop doing one will not stop said cop from ticketing you. FML
Today, I got pulled over on the highway for going over the speed limit. The cop seemed nice, and I was sure he'd let me off with a warning, until my husband piped up with, "Didn't think you folks came out this far. What, the donut store got shut down or some shit?" I got the ticket. FML
Today, I was driving down a completely empty street when a cop pulled me over for no reason at all. When he approached my window, I began to get defensive until he informed me I was driving the wrong way down a one way street. FML
Today, I was pulled over by a cop and was fined $210 for making an illegal u-turn. When the cop finished writing my ticket and hopped in his car, he made the same u-turn. FML
Today, I got pulled over for a busted tail light. The officer gave me a warning and told me to fix it. Ten minutes later I was pulled over again for the same busted tail light by the same cop. This time he wrote me a ticket. FML
Today, a policeman pulled me over and proceeded to flirt with me. After I had rejected him, he gave me a ticket for "not paying attention to the road". FML
Today, I was driving home from work when I saw a cop come up behind me. Nervous about my expired license, I kept checking in my rear view mirror. In turn since I wasn't paying attention, I ran a stop sign. Needless to say the cop pulled me over and gave me 2 tickets. FML
Today, I got a ticket for driving on the wrong side of the road. It was a one-way street. FML
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lifeisaterriblem 6
Take it to court. That's what you do
The_creator_fml 2
Ma'am, you do realize your going the wrong way right? What? how do you know where I'm going!
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Comments (118)
Nomnomshark 3
Sadly the cop is doing his job take pictures of the signs and take that to court
ZXDriver 0
You can fight that ticket easily. Good luck man.
RubySlippers84 11
take photos of the signs that pointed you that way, if you're respectful in court i'm sure it'll be dismissed
rolls_royce 0
Let me guess the cop was a state trooper
tmoneysly 7
You definitely should have been smarter no other cars on it y be the odd on out
tmoneysly 7
Quota is a myth jackasses
cmabmb112210 0
Oh I would so take that one to court a prick with some power is all that guy is
k010sweetygurl 5
Take a picture of the sign and go to court and sue the cop for wasting ur time!!!
Jasonf6 0
Fight it
TrolHard 1
Just do what most of the people here who comented said. Take it to court. Serious-ness aside, that's halarious