Today, I was pulled over by the cops for a random breathalyzer test. They asked to see my license. I always keep my wallet in my car for situations like this. I received a $100 ticket because my mum apparently didn’t think it was a good idea to keep my wallet in the car. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was pulled over and fined $100 for driving without a license, as I'd accidentally left home without my wallet. I later found my wallet wedged beside my car seat, where it had been the entire time. FML
Today, I got pulled over for going a few miles per hour over the speed limit. The cop asked for my license and registration. I happened to look down at my wallet while he was processing everything and saw my license in my wallet. I gave the cop my fake I.D. FML
Today, I was pulled over by my father who is a police officer. He was training a rookie and gave me a breathalyzer test to show his trainee how to do it. I blew a .15 and was taken to jail. FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding. Knowing how much more it would cost in the long run, I handed the officer my license with $300 in cash, "as something to consider for just a warning." He came back with a ticket and verbally warned me that police bribery is a felony. He kept the money. FML
Today, I got pulled over by a cop car. As I was fumbling for my license and registration, I handed the officer a half-empty bag of Doritos I’d forgotten was in my glove box. He thought I was trying to bribe him. FML
Today, I got pulled over during my driving test. FML
Today, I was on the way to traffic court for a $340 speeding ticket I'd got. My mother called me and I wasn't paying attention which caused me to speed. Right past a cop. When I told the cop where I was going, he started laughing at me. I now have another $300 ticket. FML
Today, I got a ticket for "suspicious driving" because my total shit of a mother kept tugging on the wheel to annoy me, and I still had to pay it. FML
Today, my mom told me to follow her car closely to my aunt's house. I kept really close to her which caused me to get pulled over for tailgating. I explained everything to the cop so he went over to my mom to see if that was the truth. My mom said she didn't know me. I got a ticket. Thanks mom. FML
Today, I got pulled over by a state trooper for speeding. When he saw I had something in my pocket, he began to ask if it was a weapon. After arguing for a few minutes I was put in handcuffs. I was too embarrassed to pull the tampon out my pocket. FML
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Top comments
schwancy 2
It's actually not a good idea, but in this case it's unfortunate. Ps. They've invented these new things called pockets.
TheySeeMeTrollin_fml 0
get a new mom.
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Comments (120)
QWERTYCommander 5
Well, if you were pulled over for a breathalyzer test when not drunk, you're probably a really bad driver. YDI.
DocBastard 40
Reread the FML.
FYLDeep 26
Is that before or after the anal probe?
DocBastard 40
The anal probes are optional. You just have to ask politely to have it done.
missbellaboo 5
You do realize that cops do many random breath tests. It has nothing to do with the OP's driving....
antoinemartinez 0
shit mom better pay the ticket
to3_tag 0
Hahaha, my mom says the same thing and I don't even live with my parents anymore now that I'm in college. I really hated it when my parents moved my stuff around.
Basballplaya16 4
well it's not.
VaGino432 0
fiesty and speaks the truth^ you need to grow up bro, your mom can't be the one who controls where your wallet is. as a man that's your connection to the world,
delmar93 0
it's only a fixit ticket. go to the court with your license and they'll drop the fine down to $15
ulicksam 0
why have a wallet if you're going to keep it in your car? YDI.
cowsgomooatyou 8
Well is it a good idea? Whatever happened to just keeping it in a plastic wallet?
pennies_lane 6
you always keep your wallet in the car for situations like these? I think not. you take it out for situations like, oh I don't know, shopping maybe? just admit it op, you were a dumbass and forgot it. it's ok, we all make mistakes, you don't have to blame your poor mother. geez!
Norwegian_Wood 4
Huh, well OP is also from Austrailia, so you'd probably know. In the US, even though the cop can look everything up from his car, said person still gets a ticket for not having their license with them. If they go to the police station within so many hours with the license to prove they really have it, then the ticket gets dropped.