Today, I was pulled over by a police officer for speeding. After writing the ticket, he asked me why I was wearing a surgical mask. I told him that swine flu was found in our area and I was scared. He thought that I was insulting him and wrote me another ticket. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a policeman pulled me over and proceeded to flirt with me. After I had rejected him, he gave me a ticket for "not paying attention to the road". FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding. After the cop asked for my license, he started laughing when he saw my picture. FML
Today, I had to explain to a cop that the reason I was speeding was because my girlfriend was in the hospital due to a car accident. He was working the accident just ten minutes before and saw me leave behind the ambulance. He still gave me a ticket. FML
Today, I got pulled over by a state trooper for speeding. When he saw I had something in my pocket, he began to ask if it was a weapon. After arguing for a few minutes I was put in handcuffs. I was too embarrassed to pull the tampon out my pocket. FML
Today, I was pulled over by a motorcycle cop for speeding in a 25 MPH zone. As the cop was walking towards my car, I flicked my cigarette butt out of my window. So, the cop did me the pleasure of writing me two tickets instead of one. FML
Today, while I was driving, a police officer jumped out from the sidewalk and into my lane. I slammed on the brakes so I wouldn't hit him. He then gave me a ticket for "obstructing traffic." FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding. I know that I was in the wrong and will take responsibility for that. When the cop handed me my ticket, he asked me if I was smoking crack. I denied it because I don't do drugs. He asked me what that foul odor was. I was passing gas. FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding. I started fixing my hair and unbuttoning a couple of buttons on my shirt, hoping the policeman would let me off with a warning. When he got to the car, he rolled his eyes and muttered something under his breath. I saw him walk back to the cop car gagging. FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding. I tried to make a joke to ease the tension and said, "I’m just trying to keep up with the traffic!" The officer looked around at the empty road and said, "What traffic? Are you under the influence? HANDS ON THE WHEEL!" It went downhill from there. FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding and got a $200 ticket. After I pulled away, I decided to warn the next car about the cop up ahead by flashing my headlights. The next car was another cop. He didn't appreciate my "help". FML
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Top comments
plethora 3
I'm guessing you actually said "pig flu", not "swine flu", didn't you?
dirtyhippie 0
Hilarious. I know a guy who has believed for over three years now that bird flu will bring the end of the world. Soon as I saw the news I sent him a message saying OMG - flu outbreak and this one's got ur name on it!
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shardsofmetal 0
#13, I agree this cop is either stupid, or doesn't listen to the news (which if you're a cop, is pretty stupid). I can think of a case where there was a stupider cop though. On Headlines, on the Tonight Show, there was an article of a cop who pulled someone over for having fake license plates because they were from the state of West Virginia. She said "There ain't no state of West Virginia." The cop brought the person to the police station, only to find out West Virginia is a state, and the plates were valid. And yeah, fight that ticket. Who knows, you might embarrass the cop too when people find out he didn't know what swine flu was, if it was possibly in your area.
dmsheldon87 0
everyone needs to chill out on the whole swine flu thing. i'll bet it's been going around for a lot longer than we think, but it's just now that it's getting all this attention because it's a slow news week. swine flu will pass just like sars did.
latuka 0
to the people annoyed with the "first" comments, i hate them too, but dude if it bothers you that much just ignore it. lol op lol
mfed1120 0
i have zane flu. totally feel ya. cops can't do that, fight that shit. sry kid. feel better
elgorfo 0
What is this, Japan?!
hk21_fml 0
The officer could have pulled over for speed and noticed some other minor traffic violation(, yet decided to let that go. When thought he was being insulted, he could have changed his mind about letting it go. Btw, not all cops are douchebags or ignorant. Those of you who insult cops just because they do their job are pathetic. Get a life, seriously.
everyonehatesyou 0
LMFAO.
robbietherabbit 0
the correct response would have been, "Good god, man! I have lives to save!" and then speed off
deabruzo 0
Generally, cops aren't bad people... every now and again one slips through the system. I once got pulled over and the cop started rattling off a bunch of things wrong with my car that he could cite me for. The problem was that the car was registered in a different state, and one so far away that there wouldn't be reciprocity on the issues he mentioned. In the end he gave me a speeding ticket that I managed to get thrown out. Cops can and will write a ticket for anything. Most people won't fight it, so they meet their expectations (no such thing as quotas, as a literal). YOU should both fight the ticket AND make a complaint to his supervisor or the chief. That's assuming he didn't cite you for an actual violation. (a smart cop CAN find a violation anywhere, such as a taillight being out or hanging something, even a parking permit, from your rear-view mirror)
skullshogun 0
sorry bud.. you seem paranoid about that.. but to each their own. Just next time.. just say the FLU is going around, not the SWINE flu... anything to do with Pigs they would probably take as a pun and insult against them.