Today, I was pulled over by a police officer for speeding. After writing the ticket, he asked me why I was wearing a surgical mask. I told him that swine flu was found in our area and I was scared. He thought that I was insulting him and wrote me another ticket. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a policeman pulled me over and proceeded to flirt with me. After I had rejected him, he gave me a ticket for "not paying attention to the road". FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding. After the cop asked for my license, he started laughing when he saw my picture. FML
Today, I had to explain to a cop that the reason I was speeding was because my girlfriend was in the hospital due to a car accident. He was working the accident just ten minutes before and saw me leave behind the ambulance. He still gave me a ticket. FML
Today, I got pulled over by a state trooper for speeding. When he saw I had something in my pocket, he began to ask if it was a weapon. After arguing for a few minutes I was put in handcuffs. I was too embarrassed to pull the tampon out my pocket. FML
Today, I was pulled over by a motorcycle cop for speeding in a 25 MPH zone. As the cop was walking towards my car, I flicked my cigarette butt out of my window. So, the cop did me the pleasure of writing me two tickets instead of one. FML
Today, while I was driving, a police officer jumped out from the sidewalk and into my lane. I slammed on the brakes so I wouldn't hit him. He then gave me a ticket for "obstructing traffic." FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding. I know that I was in the wrong and will take responsibility for that. When the cop handed me my ticket, he asked me if I was smoking crack. I denied it because I don't do drugs. He asked me what that foul odor was. I was passing gas. FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding. I started fixing my hair and unbuttoning a couple of buttons on my shirt, hoping the policeman would let me off with a warning. When he got to the car, he rolled his eyes and muttered something under his breath. I saw him walk back to the cop car gagging. FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding. I tried to make a joke to ease the tension and said, "I’m just trying to keep up with the traffic!" The officer looked around at the empty road and said, "What traffic? Are you under the influence? HANDS ON THE WHEEL!" It went downhill from there. FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding and got a $200 ticket. After I pulled away, I decided to warn the next car about the cop up ahead by flashing my headlights. The next car was another cop. He didn't appreciate my "help". FML
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Top comments
plethora 3
I'm guessing you actually said "pig flu", not "swine flu", didn't you?
dirtyhippie 0
Hilarious. I know a guy who has believed for over three years now that bird flu will bring the end of the world. Soon as I saw the news I sent him a message saying OMG - flu outbreak and this one's got ur name on it!
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Comments (233)
Tickle_Me_Kiki 0
You know surgical masks can't protect you from the swine flu right???
DizzyDemon0 9
**** it. If you're going to get it..YOU GON' GET IT!
nikkirito 0
I seriously hope you're joking. If not, you're a damn idiot. Swine flu is simply a variation of influenza. Who cares? You don't live in a poverty-stricken country, so trust me on this: YOU WON'T DIE.
takemeaway10 0
I wish swine flu on all that clicked YDI
grazynaanka 0
#26 Calm down geesh. But OP do your research a little more on the swine flu and how you can contract it. Avoid contact with anyone who is sick, wash your hands regularly, etc... #92 Pay more attention to the news. If you did, you would know schools in New York had to be closed down because of 8 children were found to have swine flu. There's cases in New Mexico, California and Washington State of people with swine flu. Pretty sure the United States isn't a third world country.
Smijin 0
Funny coincidence that this came out the day after the new XKCD comic about swine flu...
Dhamy 0
Oh dear...that sucks. D:
twistedluver101 2
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA wow. that cop's a real swine... =] i can see where he would think that you're insulting him. but at the same time, he needs to watch the news a little more && get with the program. a cop CAN ticket you for insulting him. it's basically harrassment. well actually, they can ticket you for whatever they want. it's up to you to take it to court && fight it. people tend to win if it's something stupid like this.
cdcrigler 0
That is one ignorant cop.
J_Cut 0
Thats what you get for being paranoid. YDI