Today, I was pulled over by a police officer for speeding. After writing the ticket, he asked me why I was wearing a surgical mask. I told him that swine flu was found in our area and I was scared. He thought that I was insulting him and wrote me another ticket. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a policeman pulled me over and proceeded to flirt with me. After I had rejected him, he gave me a ticket for "not paying attention to the road". FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding. After the cop asked for my license, he started laughing when he saw my picture. FML
Today, I had to explain to a cop that the reason I was speeding was because my girlfriend was in the hospital due to a car accident. He was working the accident just ten minutes before and saw me leave behind the ambulance. He still gave me a ticket. FML
Today, I got pulled over by a state trooper for speeding. When he saw I had something in my pocket, he began to ask if it was a weapon. After arguing for a few minutes I was put in handcuffs. I was too embarrassed to pull the tampon out my pocket. FML
Today, I was pulled over by a motorcycle cop for speeding in a 25 MPH zone. As the cop was walking towards my car, I flicked my cigarette butt out of my window. So, the cop did me the pleasure of writing me two tickets instead of one. FML
Today, while I was driving, a police officer jumped out from the sidewalk and into my lane. I slammed on the brakes so I wouldn't hit him. He then gave me a ticket for "obstructing traffic." FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding. I know that I was in the wrong and will take responsibility for that. When the cop handed me my ticket, he asked me if I was smoking crack. I denied it because I don't do drugs. He asked me what that foul odor was. I was passing gas. FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding. I started fixing my hair and unbuttoning a couple of buttons on my shirt, hoping the policeman would let me off with a warning. When he got to the car, he rolled his eyes and muttered something under his breath. I saw him walk back to the cop car gagging. FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding. I tried to make a joke to ease the tension and said, "I’m just trying to keep up with the traffic!" The officer looked around at the empty road and said, "What traffic? Are you under the influence? HANDS ON THE WHEEL!" It went downhill from there. FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding and got a $200 ticket. After I pulled away, I decided to warn the next car about the cop up ahead by flashing my headlights. The next car was another cop. He didn't appreciate my "help". FML
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Top comments
plethora 3
I'm guessing you actually said "pig flu", not "swine flu", didn't you?
dirtyhippie 0
Hilarious. I know a guy who has believed for over three years now that bird flu will bring the end of the world. Soon as I saw the news I sent him a message saying OMG - flu outbreak and this one's got ur name on it!
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Comments (233)
24788 7
Cops can't just write tickets for anything. Go to court and fight it.
mouseintern 0
I want to say FYL for the cop being so clueless, but the fact that you didn't learn anything from the SARS and bird flu scares that the media insisted would be the end of the world earned you a big fat "you deserved it". Stop listening to the media's fear mongering.
PhishloverA 14
#12, you're an idiot. OP is probably just a germaphobe like me, which can actually be a good thing. Maybe OP was wearing the mask because he simply just didn't want to get the swine flu, even if it's way less serious than the SARS and bird flu
KattyT 9
Does OP realize that surgical masks do nothing?
ArbiterOfFML 24
Yeah, they do, they prevent sick people from coughing and sneezing everywhere, just OP isn't doing it righ...
Andrew1094 0
Wow if this isn't fake, then that cop is probably one of the stupidest people I've ever seen.
dabomb1463 0
Technically you didn't see him you just heard about him.
rukusrazor 0
Yeah, unfortunately very fake sounding. But hilarious.
Ami8919 0
YDI for speeding.
zach055 23
YDI for falling for the media's scare tactics
ronkster44 2
so you NEVER went over the speed limit? not even by accident? cops write tickets for accidents too...
KennyP55 0
Yeah, that's fake, and you're stupid.
x0magehhh 0
My friend isnt allowed in school because she just got back from mexico and she might have it....fun stuff.
silvermoon132 0
FYI to avoid the flu get lots of vitamin C, drink water, get 8 hours of sleep a night, and wash your hands often....this will help a lot more than some geeky mask. ps- you are of course free to wear a mask...and I am free to call you stupid for doing so.
BaldOuting 0
sounds fake but if not totally hilarious!
KennyP55 0
Yeah, you can be ticketed for insulting an officer as it can be considered verbal assault.