Today, I was pulled over by a police officer for speeding. After writing the ticket, he asked me why I was wearing a surgical mask. I told him that swine flu was found in our area and I was scared. He thought that I was insulting him and wrote me another ticket. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a policeman pulled me over and proceeded to flirt with me. After I had rejected him, he gave me a ticket for "not paying attention to the road". FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding. After the cop asked for my license, he started laughing when he saw my picture. FML
Today, I had to explain to a cop that the reason I was speeding was because my girlfriend was in the hospital due to a car accident. He was working the accident just ten minutes before and saw me leave behind the ambulance. He still gave me a ticket. FML
Today, I got pulled over by a state trooper for speeding. When he saw I had something in my pocket, he began to ask if it was a weapon. After arguing for a few minutes I was put in handcuffs. I was too embarrassed to pull the tampon out my pocket. FML
Today, I was pulled over by a motorcycle cop for speeding in a 25 MPH zone. As the cop was walking towards my car, I flicked my cigarette butt out of my window. So, the cop did me the pleasure of writing me two tickets instead of one. FML
Today, while I was driving, a police officer jumped out from the sidewalk and into my lane. I slammed on the brakes so I wouldn't hit him. He then gave me a ticket for "obstructing traffic." FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding. I know that I was in the wrong and will take responsibility for that. When the cop handed me my ticket, he asked me if I was smoking crack. I denied it because I don't do drugs. He asked me what that foul odor was. I was passing gas. FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding. I started fixing my hair and unbuttoning a couple of buttons on my shirt, hoping the policeman would let me off with a warning. When he got to the car, he rolled his eyes and muttered something under his breath. I saw him walk back to the cop car gagging. FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding. I tried to make a joke to ease the tension and said, "I’m just trying to keep up with the traffic!" The officer looked around at the empty road and said, "What traffic? Are you under the influence? HANDS ON THE WHEEL!" It went downhill from there. FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding and got a $200 ticket. After I pulled away, I decided to warn the next car about the cop up ahead by flashing my headlights. The next car was another cop. He didn't appreciate my "help". FML
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plethora 3
I'm guessing you actually said "pig flu", not "swine flu", didn't you?
dirtyhippie 0
Hilarious. I know a guy who has believed for over three years now that bird flu will bring the end of the world. Soon as I saw the news I sent him a message saying OMG - flu outbreak and this one's got ur name on it!
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Comments (233)
juicyfruit23 0
OMG swine flu!!! Lets all wear surgical masks so we don't die!!!! seriously.. get OVER IT
AnaMaree 0
LOL was he mexican
mylamesauce 0
1. to everyone saying masks can't stop a virus: airborne viruses usually spread through saliva coughed up or sneezed by an infected person...so the mask stops the saliva (and other crap that can come up from a cough/sneeze) from making contact with your mouth...so stop pretending you know so much about viruses just because you've already taken biology in high school and do some ******* research before you feel so high and mighty for knowing one little fact about microbiology 2. this was a bit of an overreaction OP, but hey...if you're a germaphobic i can completely understand why you were wearing one...besides, you have the right to wear the mask if it makes you feel safer (i think?i'm not exactly "law-savvy") 3. to everyone saying a cop would never do this sort of thing: i have nothing against cops...in fact, i've met a very nice one who should've given my mom a ticket, but didn't...but, just like with everything, there has to be someone who ruins the purpose of gaurding the people and turns it into an abuse of power. most cops do their jobs dilligently, but there is always that one person who ruins a reputation...so, overall i don't think cops are bad, but if this person has bad luck they could easily have gotten the "bad seed of the crop" 4. yeah, the media is over-exploiting this (as usual), but that doesn't stop it from being a threat in those areas...just because a disease might only kill 5 people of a population, those people had friends, family, and someone to love...so don't say it's no big deal, because it IS a ******* HUGE deal for the people who had to lose a loved one.so to those saying, "big deal...it's like the SARS scare...hardly anyone is gonna die" think of it this way...what if it was your brother/sister, friend, parent, or other relative who died?would statistics matter to you then?because if anyone i knew died from this, i wouldn't give a damn about statistics...all i would know is that someone close to me died and there was nothing i could do to make him/her better
thubar 3
Wait you can get a ticket for insulting cops!? That's gay
Qeynos 0
#38-If you were up to date you would know your stupid
ZuraLasgeon 0
Wow... there's WAY too many comments to read through. If he gave you the ticket because he thinks that you're insulting him by calling him a "pig", go to court with it. The cop is being a moron and mustn't read or watch the News. They'll throw that ticket out if you explain your situation... and wear the mask...
3oh3esamor 0
that really sucks...sounds fake tho. my dads a cop.. oh and to the people who think that cops have a quota, thats bullshit. they dont. its actually illegal for them to have a quota and they can get fired.
WildBill1337 0
OH TEH NOES SWINE FLU WILL END THE WORLD!!!!!!!!111 give me a break. theres only been 20 deaths in the entire US. unless you live in that ****hole mexico, then ydi for being overly paranoid about a virus that isnt even airborne.
johnnyramone 0
fuxing pigs
SEVANTY7 0
lol what a idiot cop, so unrespectful