Today, I was practicing soccer at my school. My team was practicing penalty kicks. It was my turn up and this cute girl that I like was watching off ten feet away from the goal. I was running to take the kick when I slipped and kicked the ball. It hit her head and now she won't talk to me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was playing one on one soccer with a girl like. I accidentally kicked the ball right into her face. The ball rolled back towards me and as I was running to see if she was ok, I kicked the ball… right into her face again. FML
Today, I had a soccer game. A player from the other team hit me in the face. In the next half, she was the goalie and I was determined to score on her. When I finally got my chance to, everyone cheered, until I kicked the ball into the goal post and it bounced back and hit me in the face. FML
Today, at a soccer game held by my girlfriend's family, some idiot went to kick the ball, missed by a mile, and hit the ground hard. So I started a slow, sarcastic clap. I got a load of angry looks, followed by verbal abuse when we found out he'd split his head open on the ground. FML
Today, I was kicking my soccer ball with my father. My mom pulled out in the car without checking and ran into to me. FML
Today, I was walking around in a park when I passed some kids playing soccer. One of them kicked the ball as hard as he could at me. Luckily, I caught the ball, then I drop-kicked it, intending to say, "Go get it." Instead, it bounced off a nearby tree and hit me in the face. FML
Today, I was standing next to the girl I like while she was looking at her phone. She dropped it and I tried to save it by catching it with my foot. I ended up kicking it across the room, cracking the screen. FML
Today, during a soccer game, some utter moron got the bright idea of trying to score a goal from his side of the field. I sarcastically made a big show of just barely stopping the ball, and nailed it off to the side. The ball hit a kid so hard in the head that he had to go to the hospital. FML
Today, I was about to kiss my boyfriend in a courtyard when a soccer ball hit me in the head, hard. My boyfriend remarked that it made a "hollow sound" when it hit me. FML
Today, at work I was playing football with one of my camp kids in the indoor-pool. I saw a co-worker walking by and I decided to hit him with the football. The football slipped out of my hand and I hit a lady in the face, breaking her nose, and causing her to fall and get a concussion. FML
Today, I was in gym class with my crush. We were running around until she tripped over me. Now, she hates me, and says that I tripped her when everyone saw that she tripped over me, and she hates me now. FML
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sprinkesrdelish 5
i agree with number one... it was an accident, for her to be so upset that she won't talk to you over an accident shows that shes probably just a bitch.
fonebone10 0
Awww... Middle School love...
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Comments (85)
Jigga_PaNG 0
Why are you on the team? And you could have used the accident as a convo opener, tho, i'm sure u tried but it didnt wrk out, lol. I doubt she's a bitch, mostly REAL embarassed cuz i'm sure ppl laffed!
turtlebots 0
#20 - thank you, Mr. Obvious. And in my comment, "douchebag" and "you" was referring to the same person, as in I was calling the OP a douchebag.
ILoveJace01 0
lol aww...that sucks. so sorry!
twooneseven 0
i agree. your life isn't f-ed because a girl won't talk to you. trust me, much worse things than this can happen... you'll get over her.
null_fml 11
The unmentioned probability is that the OP looked at the girl before taking the shot. Not sure about soccer but in a lot of sports, if you look somewhere, that's where you're aiming. Ergo she probably thought he hit her on purpose.
lior1230 0
Believe me when i say it. now you got more chance with her then before. you can always bring her flowers as an apology and hit on her. if she still refuses to speak with you then she is a real bitch an you don't want to have relationship with that kind of animal.
fortunecookie_fml 0
well obviously now you realized she's a bitch!
iJack 0
#26, he has already "hit" on her. :P
alphabetcity 0
Its her fault, she assumed that you were good enough to not hit her in the face. Tell her to stand farther next time!
SilentGround 0
so do you now see what happens when we try to show off?