Today, I was playing tetherball with my younger brother. I get really competitive, so I threw it as hard as I could. It came around and hit me in the face. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was playing tennis with my friend. He hit a ball up high, and I slammed it down, thinking there was no way he would get it. Feeling pretty good about it, I turned around to celebrate. As I turned around, I got smacked in my face. He got it. FML
Today, while playing ping pong, my brother got mad that he lost and threw the paddle at my head, causing me to fall backwards into the TV mounted on the wall. Now I have a concussion and have to pay to replace the TV. FML
Today, I got hit in the face at a dodge-ball tournament. My entire mouth was bloody. The sad thing is, I wasn't even playing. FML
Today, I was walking around in a park when I passed some kids playing soccer. One of them kicked the ball as hard as he could at me. Luckily, I caught the ball, then I drop-kicked it, intending to say, "Go get it." Instead, it bounced off a nearby tree and hit me in the face. FML
Today, I got hit in the face by a ping-pong ball. It hit me so hard, it burst a big zit on impact. FML
Today, my little brother was feeling like the god damned bratty douchebag he is and hurled a basketball at me. It missed, hit the wall, and rebounded straight into his face. He burst into tears, and I'm now grounded because my parents believed him when he said I threw it at him. FML
Today, I was at a professional tennis match. The ball was hit extremely hard, resulting in it going into the crowd. And when I say crowd, I mean my face. FML
Today, I was trying out for a local basketball team, so I put extra effort into showing off my baller skills. Unfortunately, I managed to hit myself in the face with the ball, knocking out one of my own teeth. FML
Today, I got hit so hard in the head by a dodgeball that a contact popped right out. To make matters worse, I continued to get hit as a futilely searched for it. FML
Today, I was playing ball with my student during recess. My first attempt at throwing the ball hit him in the head. My second attempt hit him in the crotch. FML
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Top comments
whiteboy7thst 2
"stop hitting yourself"
DocBastard 40
That's what you get for playing with your brother's balls. Wait, what?
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Comments (141)
borkchop1992 15
those arent the only balls that will be hitting you in the face
asianinvasionn6 0
Well, karma's a bitch (;
Laura13LHM 6
One word......KARMA
MrSassypants 34
That's three words and like seven periods.
tsim_fml 0
well you didn't hit him... and tetherballs don't hurt alot.
gleek47 0
yes they do.
cunningchick 1
Yes they do! Apparently you have never seen a real tether ball, they hurt like hell!
MEM0817 18
Wow how fast karma came back at you. Literally.
nlr 9
I guess balls like your face... sorry that was cheesy... well ydi because if your playing with family you should never get competitive idiot.
mccaincracker 6
tether ball is for squares
knights95 9
No that's four square
OCDC 9
Edit: Wrong FML
emmiep1011 7
some people just like balls hitting their faces...
SneakherHead 5
Wow it doesn't get worse then this comment right here lmao ^^^^^^
mismonroe 0
Other than the numerous other people that made the same type of comment.
bidsababe 1
*correction* this comment ofbyourvsucked. the original one she said was hilarious
green_eggs_and_h 0
It's just tetherball, you shouldn't get so wound up about it.
Lauren10102 3
I am going to find you, throw a tetherball in YOUR face as hard as I can, then you may judge OP. Agreed???
DocBastard 40
Tetherball...wound up...it's a pun. Get it? Hello? I don't think I'm getting through.
iSurf_fml 8
36- I don't think Green_eggs agrees at your attempt to look tough. Sorry.
Lauren10102 3
tough? Im a girl....
iSurf_fml 8
My mistake. I thought you were apart of the elite group of girls who act manly. You never know.
smurfsarwales 9
with a unicorn pic...
green_eggs_and_h 0
36- I think I may be able to judge OP regardless of whether or not I get hit in the face with a tetherball because OP posted the story as an FML, allowing the entirety of humanity (with access to FML) to vote if OP deserved what happened or if their life sucks. So no, I'm not "Agreed???"
cunningchick 1
How cal u not tell that it's a pun? Ur a bunch of retards,