Today, I was playing Draw Something with my girlfriend, when I decided to start a game with some other people. She immediately accused me of "cheating" on her, and still refuses to talk to me. FML
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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after I beat her once again in a trivia game. She said that I was cheating, and if I was cheating on the game, I was definitely cheating on her as well. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by picture, during a game of Draw Something. FML
Today, after I spent two hours trying to teach my girlfriend to play sudoku, she broke up with me, tearfully claiming that I'd made up a fake, imaginary game to make her feel stupid. FML
Today, I confessed to cheating to my girlfriend. She decided to go up to the girl and ask her about it. The girl denied it and said she didn't even know me. My girlfriend walked up to me, called me a liar and punched me in the face. FML
Today, my girlfriend berated me for my "lack of communication skills", all while deeply engrossed with something on her phone. FML
Today, I confronted my girlfriend over how she and a male friend have been going out together, drinking and partying, and at one point holding hands in the street. She angrily accused ME of cheating, because "confronting people like that" is apparently something only cheaters themselves do. FML
Today, my girlfriend actually yelled, "Why are you making this all about YOU?!" after I confronted her over cheating on me. FML
Today, my girlfriend likes playing games on her phone more than she likes me. FML
Today, I cheated at card games to let my boyfriend win. I did it because I don't like him to throw the cards at me when I win. Now he just thinks I'm "so slow a turtle could kick my ass" and that he has "a cute little bubbly spud-brained girlfriend." FML
Today, I wanted to spend some time with my girl, but she was more interested in her phone and 90 Day Fiancé. Bored, I went to play video games. Ten minutes later, she came looking for me and yelled that I clearly prefer video games to her. FML
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Top comments
Pleonasm 36
Draw you running away from a crazy person.
Hizodge 4
Some relationships just weren't meant to be. Especially ones with people so petty.
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Comments (102)
heinous966 15
I'm afraid I can draw no conclusions from this FML.
perdix 31
Why do you suddenly feel the need to play with other people? Aren't her drawings good enough for you? Maybe early on, she made detailed elaborate drawings and now that she's got you, she just whips out a few crude stick figures. This could go either way. It's either YDI or "Aw, I'm sorry."
guccimama 2
you still play that? that game is old!!
perdix 31
#30, drawing penises never gets old. You must have played it wrong.
perdix 31
In Draw Something, the second button from the left is an eraser. You can make it huge and in a few quick strokes, you can have a clean slate. Don't you wish you had such a tool in real life?
dead_insects 18
a thousand times a day.....
cman1322 9
Imagine how mad she would be if you actually cheated on her
noelasis94 18
She's quick to the draw now find out what she's guilty of, and tell her no pleading the fifth.
KingCeltic77 18
I didn't know that people actually still played Draw Something.
Kkkdawg 27
How did she know you even started a new game? Unless she was watching? This makes no sense to me.
simoncat 11
She's looking for a way out. She is probably screwing around behind your back.
Enslaved 38
I still play "Draw Something". And I still enjoy it. But only a handful of people are ones I know. The rest are random people. Drew an awesome Ozzy!(: Most of the time when I don't feel like drawing I'll leave word clues: "Idol" -White Wedding "Catcher"- in the Rye Baby Got - "Back" One Flew over the Cuckoo's- "Nest" Etc...