Today, I was playing Draw Something with my girlfriend, when I decided to start a game with some other people. She immediately accused me of "cheating" on her, and still refuses to talk to me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after I beat her once again in a trivia game. She said that I was cheating, and if I was cheating on the game, I was definitely cheating on her as well. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by picture, during a game of Draw Something. FML
Today, after I spent two hours trying to teach my girlfriend to play sudoku, she broke up with me, tearfully claiming that I'd made up a fake, imaginary game to make her feel stupid. FML
Today, I confessed to cheating to my girlfriend. She decided to go up to the girl and ask her about it. The girl denied it and said she didn't even know me. My girlfriend walked up to me, called me a liar and punched me in the face. FML
Today, my girlfriend berated me for my "lack of communication skills", all while deeply engrossed with something on her phone. FML
Today, I confronted my girlfriend over how she and a male friend have been going out together, drinking and partying, and at one point holding hands in the street. She angrily accused ME of cheating, because "confronting people like that" is apparently something only cheaters themselves do. FML
Today, my girlfriend actually yelled, "Why are you making this all about YOU?!" after I confronted her over cheating on me. FML
Today, my girlfriend likes playing games on her phone more than she likes me. FML
Today, I cheated at card games to let my boyfriend win. I did it because I don't like him to throw the cards at me when I win. Now he just thinks I'm "so slow a turtle could kick my ass" and that he has "a cute little bubbly spud-brained girlfriend." FML
Today, I wanted to spend some time with my girl, but she was more interested in her phone and 90 Day Fiancé. Bored, I went to play video games. Ten minutes later, she came looking for me and yelled that I clearly prefer video games to her. FML
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Top comments
Pleonasm 36
Draw you running away from a crazy person.
Hizodge 4
Some relationships just weren't meant to be. Especially ones with people so petty.
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Comments (102)
brittyboo123 35
I wonder if she starts games with other people. If that's the case, she's being very immature and unfair.
Yessi_Boo 14
This may or may not be news to you, but i have a feeling she's not the brightest bulb in the box, is she?
Pleonasm 36
He's a playa. All those hos be all on up his drawings.
young_weezy_fml 3
it's not like you were having words with friends
3rdbass 9
L-A-M-E Young weezy got 12 points!
M3DIC4T3 29
Cheating over a stupid iPhone app, huh? Wow, it sounds like she's just looking for a reason to break up.
mattlw 25
I went to school with a girl whose husband was just like OP's girl friend. Her and I played words with friends, and draw something all the time, and she used to tell me he got incredibly jealous of that. Some people are just that way. It is a shame.
MrSassypants 34
When you're drawing a fire hydrant for other people that obviously means you want to sex them up.
mcrepas 19
Whoa!!! You're drawing with other friends? You crossed the "no no" line there mister!
AlexxC_fml 6
wow sounds like she's crazy! A relationship with no trust is always a waste of time. you're never truly happy
NewYorkMexPR 14
Just start a game with her , draw a heart saying "i love you" ,send and u win
DirkTheDiggler 13
A prelude. If she's like this now, imagine how she'd be like when you're married and, with children. Talk to her, if you love each other the two of you will come to an understanding and compromise; or the two of you will fight and eventually you can have make up sex. Just face it, you're a guy. You'll always be wrong. Just learn the words: "Yes dear, you're right."